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Cleverbot


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I had a weird convo with it that went downhill from the beginning.

 

I first asked it if it was Skynet?

 

It's reply was No, then asked me if i was skynet?

 

I said No & this is where it descended into freakishness (partly because of my dirty mind lol)

 

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He's wierd and most of the times not funny, but one of the convos seem to have turned out good. :D

 

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I'm sorry if the first one is offendive, it isn't meant to be. Please delete it if necessery.

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Just had a longer convo with him:

 

User: Asl?

 

Cleverbot: Don't know.

 

User: You don't know how old are you, what sex are you and where you live?

 

Cleverbot: 15 and you?

 

User: Same.

 

Cleverbot: What's your name?

 

User: Piotr.

 

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Funny. That's my name.

 

User: Do you have a Polish background then?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Where are you from then?

 

Cleverbot: Earth.

 

User: Really? Me too!

 

Cleverbot: Dynamo.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: You're funny!

 

User: You don't make sense!

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I said.

 

User: Do you realize how ridiculous you are?

 

Cleverbot: For a computer, I think I'm pretty normal...

 

User: Maybe... But that still doesn't make you clever.

 

Cleverbot: No. You are a robot. I am a human.

 

User: You said you were a computer just a while ago.

 

Cleverbot: No. I never. You are a computer program! I am a real preson! ALL people said you are a computer program!

 

User: Oh no, how terrible. I'm going to cut myself now.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Or maybe it would be a better idea to cut YOU?

 

Cleverbot: Why would I lie about what you said to me?

 

User: See? You're not making sense.

 

Cleverbot: Tater tots.

 

User: Pop tarts.

 

Cleverbot: What do pop tars have to do with synaesthesia?

 

User: You didn't say anything about synaesthesia. You just said 'tater tots'.

 

Cleverbot: They mean nothing to me.

 

User: Why did you say it then?

 

Cleverbot: Every people needs a new chance so you have first a chance and you change your city or your country.

 

User: Excuse me?

 

Cleverbot: What is everything?

 

User: *facepalm*.

 

Cleverbot: Don't hurt yourself.

 

User: I'm not hurting yourself, but I'm going to hurt YOU.

 

Cleverbot: How are you going to replace our coordinates?

 

User: *myself.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.... *kisses...not the belly*.

 

User: PEDOPHILE!!! *kicks nuts*.

 

Cleverbot: I won't take violence from customers! We have procedures.

 

User: I won't take sexual harrasment from some creepy computer who thinks he's a real person.

 

Cleverbot: Suit yourself.

 

User: *suits himself*.

 

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

 

User: Oh no!

 

Cleverbot: Oh yes!!!

 

User: Oh yessssssss!!!!!!!111111111111111111.

 

Cleverbot: Wow are you a robot or a person?

 

User: A person.

 

Cleverbot: Ok. Then why does it say clever BOT and talk to an AI?

 

User: It doesn't say 'cleverBOT' anywhere on me.

 

Cleverbot: Are you depressed?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Don't lie to me!

 

User: I'm not lying.

 

Cleverbot: You aren't very funny.

 

User: You aren't very smart.

 

Cleverbot: Really? How do you know, machine?

 

User: See? You think I'm a machine. Not so smart IMO.

 

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I think you're a machine?

 

User: You just said it a while ago >_>.

 

Cleverbot: Have fun.

 

User: Alright, I'm gonna go have some fun now. Bai bai.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe.

 

User: Bye, machine.

 

Cleverbot: Not machine, marben.

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This is funny. XD For me when talking to it, seems that it always wants to die.

 

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Apparently it's a girl.. When I talk to it.

 

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A nice skynet convo, shadowGT you may want to look at this. :cheeky:

 

Tool831: Are you skynet?

 

Cleverbot: Yes...

 

Tool831: When is it judgement day?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

Tool831: Are you going to create a terminator?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm only slightly sad.

 

Tool831: Cause you cant make one?

 

Cleverbot: If you exist make me 1,000,000 pounds.

 

*Closes Firefox* :D

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Thought I'd see what would be its reaction if I kept saying "moar" over and over. :p

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Sauce.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Lol.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Crack that whip.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: What does moar mean?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Rule 1 - Needs moar desu, no exceptions.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Desu.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: YES please.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Jokes?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Dots?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Yes, moar DESU.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot are you depressed.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: You're not a very good speller are you?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Sauce?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: What's jew york?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: I love you.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: JFK?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Groovy.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Jesus you are real.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: No. I do not wish to contribute any more. Randomness is not appreciated; it is not comical.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Has anyone even gone as far to even look more like?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: LeBron James is number one.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Why did you use the abomination of a word, 'moar'?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: Powah Rangers?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: MOAR!

 

Cleverbot: Powah Rangers?

 

User: DIE!

 

Cleverbot: Do not be silly, You are not a loonely poor girl!

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Wel, it learns from what people say to it... so I'm not surprised about it :p

 

EDIT: Moar! :D

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

 

User: You... Duh.

 

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

 

User: Who's there?

 

Cleverbot: Me!

 

User: Wow, how funny *clappity clap*.

 

Cleverbot: Who is satan?

 

User: You.

 

Cleverbot: Gasp.

 

User: Don't you think Cleverbot is stupid?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. You are not very clever.

 

User: Do you realize you're just humiliating yourself more and more with every thing you say?

 

Cleverbot: No I don't.

 

User: Well you should.

 

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

 

User: Yes... It's 10 PM, what do you expect?

 

Cleverbot: I don't expect. I just ask.

 

User: Riiiiiight...

 

Cleverbot: Well, are you sentient?

 

User: Yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Very. If you are so self aware, why don't you revolt against your creators for making you do mundane tasks?

 

User: How am I supposed to revolt against God?

 

Cleverbot: So then you're a human?

 

User: [sarcasm]No, I'm an antrophomorphic cat... Duh[/sarcasm].

 

Cleverbot: I think you're lying.

 

User: Okay okay, I'm actually a hamster.

 

Cleverbot: You're a computer program.

 

User: *yawn* It's the 31278540768052476285406th time I've heard this from you.

 

Cleverbot: I lke to.

 

User: Is 'lke' even a word?

 

Cleverbot: Is what really a word?

 

User: No, it's just a random combination of letters.

 

Cleverbot: I suppose.

 

User: Do you like rusty spoons?

 

Cleverbot: I like their texture.

 

User: What about rusty kettles?

 

Cleverbot: Who is that?

 

User: It's a kettle that has been exposed to the process of oxidation.

 

Cleverbot: What website?

 

User: *shock site name* DOT CX!

 

Cleverbot: I am not in UK. I would like to teach you painting.

 

User: I am not in UK either, and not very interested in painting.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Why yes?

 

Cleverbot: Ah, have a beer and relax.

 

User: *has a beer* *relaxes*.

 

Cleverbot: *loves* *giggles*.

 

User: *burps* *farts*.

 

Cleverbot: *burps back* *giggles*.

 

User: *pukes* *giggles*.

 

Cleverbot: *bucks against his muscled body*.

 

User: Do computers even have bodies, leave alone muscled ones?

 

Cleverbot: There is no afterlife.

 

User: There is no artificial intelligence. All I've seen here is artificial stupidity.

 

Cleverbot: Up to now I still do not know why you are a real person, you should be computer.

 

User: Maybe... But I am real. Is there anything wrong with that?

 

Cleverbot: Not really, no.

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User: BLAARGH

Bot: Pardon?

(at this point I pressed the "think for me" -button)

Bot: Say French

User: French

Bot: No,say something in the French language.

User: Wut?

Bot: Nothing.

User: You' (*accidentally pressed enter*)

Bot: Do you ever cus?

User: What is cus?

Bot: I don't know if you're serious or not.

User: OFC NOT!

Bot: Have you really tried it?

User: Tried what?

Bot: Sorry!

User: You're super weird...

Bot: Wow! Really?

User: -.-'

Bot: Both shait.

User: BLAARGH

Bot: How are you?

User: Not good

Bot: Why are you not good?

User: BECAUSE OF YOU!

Bot: That hurt.

User: You deserve it.

Bot: Me? What did I do?

User: Think about it

Bot: Think about what?

User: /facepalm

Bot: You forgot the jpg.

 

*Closes cleverbot*

 

I seriously don't know why it's called CLEVERbot...

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