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Merry Christmas!

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    FRÖHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    MERRY KURISUMASU!

    メリークリスマス！

    SHENGDAN JIE KUAILE！

    圣诞快乐！

    MELI KEULISEUMASEU!

    메리 크리스마스!

    GLÆDELIG JUL!

    HYVÄÄ JOULUA!

    JOYEUX NOEL!

    BUON NATALE!

    GOD JUL!

    FELIZ NATAL!

    ROZHDESTVOM!

    РОЖДЕСТВОМ!

    ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!

    :santa::xmascheers::cshop::csmile::xmasdrink::cwink:

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      Christmas for me this year is going pretty averagely at best, but this amused me!

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      As did this:

       

      He came roaring down the milky way, cutting crazy skids

      Twas time to get the pressies out, to all those eager kids

      This year the reindeer stayed at home, with the chickens there to roost

      For santa modified the sled, with an RB on full boost

       

      With a 6 speed box and 2 way diff, and a roll cage welded in

      And a four inch straight through zorst, with a canon from the bin

      There was a bucket seat, a momo wheel, and a raucous screamer pipe

      Santa dropped it back a cog, and roared on through the night

       

      Twas lightning quick in no time flat, old Santa's round were done

      So with time to spare he headed down, the goldy for some fun

      He chopped a bogan at the lights, then mashed an RX7

      No doubt across the 1/4 mile, this thing could run elevens

       

      He was cruising slowly round the spit, and ran in to the law

      With no mod plates and a screamer pipe, he was in deep lalalala for sure

      Name address and license please, came the rude request from plod

      Well up yours copper my name's my own, and my license comes from God

       

      At that old Santa dropped the clutch, and drifted round the rails

      In the blink of an eye he was m1 bound, heading straight for New South Wales

      2 motor bikes and an umarked car, were hotly in pursuit

      Santa turned the e boost up, and gave the beast full boost

       

      With the tweed in sight it looked as if, he'd got away from plod

      But a woosh and a bang and a cloud of smoke, the RB dropped a rod

      The law caught up and with pistols drawn, they threw him to the ground

      The sled was loaded on a flat bed truck, and was headed for impound

       

      A sorry sight did Santa make, as he sat there in the cell

      Oh why oh why did he ever try, this Christmas sleigh from hell

      They crushed the sleigh and locked him away, there'll be no Christmas soon

      There'll be no pressies for the kids, cos Santa is a hoon.

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