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Best way to stop a bully dead in his tracks is to put him down on his back, he will soon realise not to mess :)

That is very true

 

---I bit my tongue this morning and it started hurting again

++It was raining when someone was out

++I was told that I could sing by someone, pity it was only one song which I have now forgotten

--I thought my legs were going to fall off later

---My tongue then got bit

+++there then was a nice pair

=I saw a stretch volvo limo thingy, it looked funny

--Don't know what is happening tonight

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That is very true

 

---I bit my tongue this morning and it started hurting again

++It was raining when someone was out

++I was told that I could sing by someone, pity it was only one song which I have now forgotten

--I thought my legs were going to fall off later

---My tongue then got bit

+++there then was a nice pair

=I saw a stretch volvo limo thingy, it looked funny

--Don't know what is happening tonight

 

No comment on the bold ones haha :)

 

++++ had a short shift at work

+++ short shift tomorrow and Saturday.

+++ it's stopped raining

--- there were no calippo's left at asda

--- the road is flooded

--- the council are on strike, there's litter everywhere

+++ at least the bin was emptied

+-+- need to spend more money on a building.

--- i'm all lonely as han's asleep

 

That's all so far.

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No comment on the bold ones haha :)

 

++++ had a short shift at work

+++ short shift tomorrow and Saturday.

+++ it's stopped raining

--- there were no calippo's left at asda

--- the road is flooded

--- the council are on strike, there's litter everywhere

+++ at least the bin was emptied

+-+- need to spend more money on a building.

--- i'm all lonely as han's asleep

 

That's all so far.

aww

 

--the council are on strike here too, must be a national thing

--I'm also lonely right now

+++++I have a freezer full of fab's (warning this product may stain)

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++++ Drinking REAL tea made with leaves, not bags

++++++ Mum buys loads of Jammie Dodgers :p

++++++++++++++++ A girl I rather like has dumped her boyfriend

++++++ College broke up today

++ Have to read JS Mill's "On Liberty" over the summer

++++ Going to Scarborough next week to see the grandparents

--------- My EOS 400D doesn't detect infra red light, gonna have to buy some IR film

----------------- Still haven't got a job...

----- Gap year in Japan looking less likely as a result...

++++++++++ But have to remain positive, it's the only way anything ever happens :thumbsup:

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+++++++++++++++++ Can't really say it as it could get seen by the wrong people...

+ New theme on my phone rocks

------- Got a warning on a private torrent site....

+++++++++++++++++++++++ New found love for LFS and a certain new server released this morning :D:D:D

----- The rubbish leather on the G25 burns my hands... (Not burns, but its a weird feeling of discomfort)

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++I was having a great time then...

-----------------I was in just about the worlds most embarrassing situation

-Something is snoring

---I can't move and I really need the toilet

--I also need a drink but I can't move and can't reach the drink

+++It's all because I'm nice

+++++Gonna have a really nice and easy morning because I'm so kind:)

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+ GF was here today

- Broke my bed xD

- Didn't actually involve sexytime

+ bleached my hair

- Is now epically Ginger >.<

+ getting it down to blonde next week

- All this peroxide is bad for my wallet, and my lungs

- Minutely updates, no-one cares about '+ i breathed in, - I smelt my fart when doing so'

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+ GF was here today

- Broke my bed xD

- Didn't actually involve sexytime

+ bleached my hair

- Is now epically Ginger >.<

+ getting it down to blonde next week

- All this peroxide is bad for my wallet, and my lungs

- Minutely updates, no-one cares about '+ i breathed in, - I smelt my fart when doing so'

 

I bet your bed breaking wasn't caused by sexytime and why the hell did you sniff your fart????

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