Marc_CRX

14 Euro's a go eh? what happens if you stuff the car? well this is the basic amount of loose change you would have to carry with you incase you stuff your car into a wall! Fee for attendance of armco truck: €150 Removing damaged armco: €10/metre (x2 or x3 or x4 for multiple-height sections) Replacement armco: €31/metre (x2 or x3 for double/triple height) Removing damaged armco posts: €5.10 each Replacing armco post: €39 each Safety car attendance: €82 per 30 mins (car + 2 people) Circuit closure: €1,350 per hour Recovery truck: €175

a match made in heaven i tell thee

Pretty cool

the last DLC pack sort of put the final wound in the game for me, no doubt i will drift back to it every now and again, but that wont be for many many Moons as i will have my hands on Forza 2 soon (I.e the 8th lol)

No Xbox update, doubt a New DLC is on the way either since one was released not long ago

So have I, and alot of people who have Crackdown also have the Halo 3 beta

wait another 2 weeks and get Xbox360+FM2+HDTV

Japan got forza 2/3 days ago, released there first to try and boost sale of the 360 over there

How to Take a Dump.... Like A Woman... Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain which may be caused whilst waiting to get home. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend/husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached). Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back. Pull pants down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll). Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper. Flush the toilet and replace the lid. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you. Like A Man... Select reading material (can be anything except a porn-mag; tried by every man once, but never repeated). Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors. Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down. Adjust ***** and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim. Open reading material and relax. Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart. Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It's quite normal to experience a cold jet of water rocket up your anus as a result of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a real man. Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to your legs and buttocks. Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of any irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g. colour, consistency, any visible traces of peanuts, etc. You must tell people about it. Take long length of paper and wipe arse. You must look at the paper before throwing it into the pan. Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no circumstances attempt to clean it off. In due course, it will come away by itself. Or, when your girlfriend/wife next uses the loo. Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor (you can use it again later). Vacate the toilet, leaving the door open. It's important to a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.

you cant :(

That I am!

Rallying is Great, but DiRT just doesnt make you feel like a rally driver, Always loved holding big slides on Tarmac in WRC

Top Gear werent the first ones to do it, Taping over all the Gap Reduces the Areodynamic Drag of the car and makes it more streamline than it already is because no air is getting caught in the gaps

Handles well? Play WRC and then re-evaluate that statement

Tip for you all, this game is Probably worth a Rent, Nothing more

They say it usually takes 15 working days, but i dont really know

Yeah same here, the lack of H2H multiplayer will turn alot of people away, but i will play the demo before i decide

There doesnt look to be an accident on the track, wonder why they are there!?

I would pay 350MS Points to have the Saleen Removed! or even powered down

i can drift just fine with the MS wheel in FM2 ;)

900 Degree Wheel has no use on a race track nipper ;) maybe in TDU but not Fm2

Yes, Engine Swaps Drivetrain Swap, Paint Jobs body kits, you can pretty much do anything

Car washes scratch your paint, ;) and before you know your paint will look something like this http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/Small2-1.jpg

Thought i would share with you all some of my knowledge of car detailing, today wasn't the best day for it as it was raining on and off, but fortunately the rain stayed off long enough for me to get the whole car Washed and Waxed! To Start you will want to buy a good Car Shampoo, as stuff like fairy liquid and other soaps you may use are degreasers and will remove any polish/wax that may already be on the car, Autoglym and Meguirs both do great car shampoo's, i am using the autoglym shampoo as it doesnt have much Lather in it which means less bubbles and IMO better cleaning. First off the car was rinsed with a hose before putting the sponge on the car, this helps remove dust and other stuff that could scratch your paint while cleaning http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180001.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180002.jpg as my car was Waxed just last week the water runs off easily making less of a job when you come to dry it http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180003.jpg The Car was then drying using a cloth that absorbed water, other people prefer to use a leather chamois. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180005.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180006.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180007.jpg once the body was dry i didnt want to get my cloth dirty when drying the wheels/tyres so i take my car for a short drive to dry off the standing water on the tyres http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180009.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180010.jpg Now that the whole car is dry it is time for the wax. I Will be using Meguars Tech Wax for my car as its non metallic, this wax can also be used on metallic cars with great results, but depending on your preference Autoglym do a great Deep Shine Polish for metallica cars. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180011.jpg only a small amount is needed to cover each panel of the car, i am using a pad that came with my Wax to put it on with, but a 100% cotton cloth will do a good job aswel. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180012.jpg People apply wax/polish in different ways, but the most affective method is swirling, applying the wax in circular motions to the bodywork. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180013.jpg Since when using a wax you must let it dry before removing it, doing each half of the car separately to ensure easy removal of the wax, be sure that the wax goes from a clear coat to a haze before removal. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180014.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180015.jpg When applying the wax, overlap each panel to ensure you dont miss any area. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180016.jpg Now for removal, Most car shops sell cotton rolls that are cheap and great for using to removed polish/wax. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180017.jpg of course im not going to use the whole roll, cut a decent size off the roll http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180018.jpg remove the wax in the same way that it was applied, this ensures the wax is applied well to the paint. you will now end up with something like this http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180019.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180020.jpg Keep this Dirty cotton Cloth as it will come in useful http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180021.jpg You may notice that there are some bits of hardend wax that are hard to get off the paint, for this I recommend using a Micro Fiber cloth for a Final Buffing of the wax, this will get rid of any hard to remove excess wax. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180025.jpg Now that the body is done, the tyres get treating, for this i am Using Meguiars High Endurance Gloss which takes ages to use a full bottle and lasts for a good while longer than any of it counter parts, To put it on some people prefer a small jar and a paintbrush to apply it, i use a foam pad with small cotton bristles, Once Applied use that dirty cloth we talked about ealier to remove any excess Gel to stop it slipping off the wheel and onto your lovely clean car http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180022.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180024.jpg Hopefully this will help you when next cleaning your car for Fantastic Results. Unfortunatly it starteed raining as i was taking the last bit of wax of, but fortunatly it gives me an opportunity to show you how the wax desperse's water from the paint. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/Marc_CRX/2007_05180028.jpg

it looks about as Aerodynamic as a brick