TDU 505

look at who it was for please :rolleyes:

hahahaha best ingame sounds eva!

hmmm iced so can we expect another video with better quality? :)

definitely believe you iced

ooo right Maybe thats why i couldnt find any pictures...hmmm i guess even government agencys slack off sometimes Thanks TSS for clearing that up :)

Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Contains mild sexual reference Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his ***** into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his *****. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's ******. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his *****, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "If neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try." Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrusts continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell are you doing?!?!?!", screamed the husband. "Change of plan," the physician panted, "I'm going to drown the little !#@$%^!."

hmmm do u know soft gound (foundation) actually AMPLIFYS the vibration of the ground.. Case study: During the 1985 Mexico City Earthquake, there was more damage in Mexico City compared to the resort town of Acapulco which was nearer to the epicentre. The reason for this is that Mexico City lies on soft soil which amplified the effects of the tremors. Quoted from my Geography textbook

Fonza....hmmmmm Love any Fonza ;) Any one...just love 'em

hmmmmm it IS a vanquish but the vanquish has a v12 i think?

hmmmmm i saw a Panther Kall today...cant find a picture and i didnt have a camera as i was walking back from Snooker practice

haha thanks Murcielago!

Happy Birthday dooods! Get laid baby!

hehehe i see someone's LOVING that game :D:D

Oh Damn!

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb221/MARK1992_1992/My_Screenshot_11.jpg Its a goal imma gonna reach

M5 roaring down the road at my school's bus stop...was after school and i saw the whole thing!

Nope didnt feel a thing :D

*GAG* OMG i almost lost my dinner!

Happy Birthday MB!! now go run around the Nurburgring or smth :D

40 quid is approx 100SGD? tahts quite a big...33%

Pressure deffo..lovely colours and angle and ofcourse lovely car!

exactly..it would cost EST SGD$10 Mil to put a Mclaren F1 on the roads which is abt USD$7.1 mil To add on JonLim's statement its more than 100% of your car's OMV as tax...:D

haha ask any singaporean...is there ANY corruption here? :D government here is SOOO strict...gum is banned...LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

ROFL nice reply Justin :P Thanks dude

Hey guys ok here's the story I'm going to get a new GPU. Either the 1. 8800GT 2. 9600XXXX 3. 3870HD any comments or recommendations? Budget's around the prices above :D Thanks in advance!