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Oh dear. Centipedes and Millipedes have small legs (100 I think) and they are very small, also the centipede's body is very narrow so it can squeeze through the smallest of gaps and plus its less chance it will get caught. And I haven't got a clue with lizards. :)

About God is rubbish, I'm sorry but it really is. The reason why snakes don't have any limbs is because when they did have limbs they constantly got caught in plants and one received a genetic mutation of having no limbs so it could go through plants without getting anything stuck so the snake adapted to having no limbs so nothing could get caught. (if you haven't noticed everything happens for a scientific reason.)

PC Hacker. As in people who hack into PC's to access files and people who hack into email accounts and other accounts. Basically getting into someone's private data without their permission.

RH, I don't have any chance either. :thumbsup: So yeah, this is my desktop that I've entered for DOTW. My preview's crap I know, my 2nd ever creation so be nice. =] http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/SodaChris/Preview.png

No he means as in photographs we take that are funny.

This one's better and is shows England in a better perspective. :D The squirrel and the grasshopper REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. THE END THE UK VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving. The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food. The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house. The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi cultural choir singing "We Shall Overcome". Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his "fair share" and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London. In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The squirrel's taxes are reassessed. He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work. The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrel's food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper. Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Britain's apparent love of dogs. The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempt bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to then return them to their own country were abandoned because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from peoples credit cards. A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain the house. He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshopper's drug 'illness'. The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK. The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a Burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery. A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and State the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The asylum seeking cats are praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats. The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the Press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root Causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom. The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses, their taxes are increased to pay for law and order and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds.

DTM training? Watching them or driving them? If your driving them I will be jealous. :( And Andai (Andreaz) forced me to speak Swedish, i was very good actually. :D

This is really good, loving the taillights and the rims.

--- I know the full story and I don't make judgements. --- Argument with sister while walking dog. --- Sister smoking. --- Chavs asking me for money while walking dog. +++ Listened to music on my iPod so I wasn't really bothered. :D

ROFLMAO GUTTED! Hilarious, wouldn't wana be in his place tho. And its not digusting, its funny!

Nice, and shouldn't this be in the bin? :S

+++ Hope Iced and Randai saw my rant at them. --- Still see they're being very immature +++ Seen a very funny video.

EDIT: made a mistake. :) Birthday: +: Got an iPod Classic 80Gb +: got it working and playing songs and stuff. +: Chilled and talked to people. +: Walked the dog with my mum and watched it play with a Daschund (the new most aggressive dog in Britain! :D) +: Had nice dinner. +: Chilling. -: Can't find my phone, will have to hunt for it the next day. +: might go to bed u about 40 mins. Lol.

Lol, she could help you with the home page aswell.

Yeah I own lol. Btw I was joking. =D And public games on XBL aren't too bad.

I never heard anything about a holiday. Enjoy your presents and the holiday. :D

Btw would I run it at the same settings as you if I did get it with these specs? Laptop proper name: HP Pavilion dv9500 Notebook PC Processor: Intel ® Core 2 Duo T7250 @ 2GHz RAM: 2Gb Video/Graphics card: NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS Video RAM: 1008.3 MB Video Card 3D Acceleration: Yes Video HW Transform & Lighting: Yes Vertex Shader Ver.: 4.0 Pixel Shader Ver.: 4.0 Sound Card You Have: Speakers (Realtek High Definition) Free Disk Space: You Have: 158.2 GB PASS DVD: PIONEER DVDRW DVR-K17B ATA Device (but they couldn't analyse speed.)

max your rubbish. I could ownt hat anyday. XD I got 200 kills yeah?

Seriously, do you need to make him feel guilty? Grow up?

Shouldn't this really be "Post your graphics/designs?" And I haven't done anything, I may have a go at doing a car tho.

Really? Can you only see black and white or is it a specific colour?

Happy birthday! on the same day as me. Lol.

I can't anyway, dunno where she lives. =[