This is ridiculous, just horrible, a catastrofe, 147 POSTS AND IM NOT IN ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!! I think this is a new record of posts in a introduce yourself thread. OK on to the welcoming.
Welcome there, uhh uumm, tdams I forgot your name and I really dont feel like going to the first post and see what it is. Ill make a wild guess.... X HAM X right? uuhh anyways Welcome fruit of the west, Im the Official Doorman , This is TDU:C HQ and you ARE about to know how to lick your brain, ok we have strict rules here...
No Spitting
No flirting
No burping
You HAVE to be human
No shooting
no backflips, ony frontflips
Heres ya coat, TDU:C mug, and someshiny TDU:C Shoes.
Thats about it, your room is numba 14 on the first floor, and plz respect the sense of humor from those that dont eat pinapple cheese cake.