Hammy

somebody at work could feel it up at rothbury o.0

You could hide a body in that trunk :P.

congrats

I would like to share some funny Jamaican jokes with you. Uhh this one is funny if you can figure out what is being said. Kinda inappropriate but only if you can figure it out. Its called the Naked Rasta

 

A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

 

"Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?"

 

Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."

 

The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the Port Antonio hospital in tremendous pain.

 

The police asked him what happened.

 

The Rasta said, "Mi nuh know. I mon was lying on de beach, an dis likkle gal asked me a question, den I mon ... guess I mon mussah dozed off an next ting I man know is I mon deh ya."

 

The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked Rasta?"

 

After a pause, the girl replied, "Me neva do nutten to him! Nutten at all. Me was a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, me bruk its neck, cracked its two eggs dem, and set de nest pon fire!"

ROFL Tbh

dont know how to put in the post :p

where u from mate?

im just outside of Newcastle at Morpeth.

im busy deciding on what rims to get :/

thx for the comments lads, ill take a few more in the light. Sucks finishing work at 5pm and its already dark :(

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i say GG jezza

You wont get 600BHP form Two Turbos on a Supra, you would be better doing a single turbo conversion and getting some Antilag in

what marc said ^^

me and diablo are king geeks ^^

78% lol

i bought my sister one for £179.99 before the prices jumped ^^

Your Nicked son, Sit in the boot ?

congrats Marc, good luck with the future.

Some of them have had it since the North American release day!

*Raises Hand*

its a good game btw :p

i love co-op. me and my friend allways end up racing around or killing each other tho lol

k who like me has Halo 3 early ? It Roxorz my boxorz tbh lol

Last week seen a Aston Martin DB9 in a council estate -.0

Crysis

Halo 3

Assassins Creed

GTA 4

TDU 2

:p SLi is brilliant with my 6600gt's but i have a feeling i wont be able to play Crysis with them lol

lol, ive just ordered an 8800GTS :D!

haha nice one. when i played it i used 360 controller ^^

you get the game to work mate ?

love it mate

top gear website ^^