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khevolution

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  1. For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the

    way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

     

    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared

    the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

    "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

     

    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press

    release

    stating:

     

    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be

    driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

     

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........

     

    Twice a day.

     

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have

    to buy a new car.

     

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You

    would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the

    windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

     

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would

    cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

     

    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was

    reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

     

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would

    all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

     

    I love the next one!!!

     

    7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

     

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you

    out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the

    door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

     

    9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to

    learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would

    operate in the same manner as the old car.

     

    10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

     

     

    Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate

    their computer!

  2. firstly i would like to say :bananasplit: for posting first!!!!

     

    and secondly i was thinking maybe we should have little cruise to celebrate the combination of TDUC PC and xbox 360 i was thinking about maybe sometime tommorow evening,

     

     

    i let you lot discuss what type/time/ location cause my brain is too frazzled (self inflicted) tonight

     

     

     

     

    1 Khevolution

    2 Pherelas

    3 Telos

    4 thorpaaayUK

    5 anbukaiku

    6 The eagle DK

  3. Put me down for the TDU 360 club

     

    i have previously had troubles with connection with this game, ( hence the name Mr lag!! ) but i have been asured by somebody how actually knows what there doing that i shouldn't have a problem anymore

     

    isn't there a max amount of players aloud in a club?

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