Baltoman

no viper, BAH

I know you luv mah lololoololol

Well, all of you guys have been wondering: "Where the heck is Balto? I need mah coffee". Its just that my mom cant pay the internet this month. She's kinda low on money now. I dunno how long this will take but I really miss you guys and I miss talking to TSS, Speedtouch, Th3 Reaper, Loz and much more on teamspeak. I hope my mom gets more money soon, she's gonna be a interior designer now. Brazilians really dont care about going to the dentist. Hope to see ya all soon Oh, can someone tell me why theres a second vote on potw week 22?

OMG everybody has a green murcielago :-x.. *goes to TDU to take another picture*

Heres mah entry for now

yay HEDGEHOG! I want one

pick a good one lozzzzzzz

exactly thats called: FAIL!

Welcome, Your the first members that comes here drinking. Strange... Anyways Im Balto the jolly olly man that sells Icecream on a cartoon called "Hey Arnold!" All of us are old, retarded, crazy, insane, funny and wierd members. Oh and there a bar (pub)around here somewhere.

LMAO haha you guys failed

OMG so many new members. Im running out of crazy welcomes but I still have this one.... Weeeehooo, Welcome mah friend enjoy the sane club and while you're on it, grab a cup of hot rabbit blood. If you wanna get along with everyone here just start screaming and saying crazy thing that makes no sense that everyone (randy) will be ya best friend. I warn you though... We do like to play the chicken game :twisted::twisted::twisted:

Ill just pretend that I didnt get what you said. :)

++++ Unlike everyone that posted here, I dont have a Headache ++++ Unlike Mellors, I didnt cut off my toe with two pieces of wood ----- Cut off my toe with two pieces of metal ++++ Im happy because I dont have to worry about waking up early to go to school tommorow ------ My friend is still sleeping (lazy noob) ++++++++++++++ I love this forum and one day Ill organize a meeting with all active TDU:C members in real life

Welcuuum Theereee. I iz Balto teh Official Doormaun and I guess you're already enjoying teh forum. Just be Careful with the following things: - Rotten Grapes - Big Fish with a sword in his mouth - A living Crossbow that actually shoots - Baldred, Diablo and S71NG3R - Squirrels in Black - A guy with a pink Suit - Piggys that looks cute - Anything that looks cute - Cows - Huge giagantic underware that tastes like onion (No I never licked it to know)

Hello there lambo boy. I assume that you already know the asylum.. I mean club rules right? If not go to www.omgidontknowtdu:csrules.com and respect the squirrel mafia. This one of the best TDU clubs ever because of our lack of inteligence and because we're the most strange, funny, sick ppl around. Have fun here while old ppl try to bite you for no reason.

+++++ Im alive +++++ I haz more money in the bank ------ I have to pay internet this month cause mah parents are poor (kidding) +++++ Im a psyco ++++++ Im in a great mood +++++++ I like Ducks --------------- Im bored -------------------- Its frikin cold here ++++++ I agree with KTFs comment about TDU:C

I really wish that TDU2 comes out in September

Yup he took offense

Your brother? hmmm... No offense but I think you're trying to get off the hook by saying that your bro was posting in the forums. I mean... Your brother knows english too He spells just like you He knows big words like obsessive (If he's your little bro)

what does that have to do with mind internet? RB you're wierd

making the snake a cooler creature then before.

..... Did he mean mind hacker or something?

As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture). Also, Meryl, who guides Snake via a disembodied voice, uses an Apple Macintosh computer (I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy). WTF? Snakes are creations created by God, Satan only used the snake once. You know, Im sick and tired about these stupid idiots that thinks that snakes are evil. I love snakes and used to have over 20 of them (no kidding). I thought apples were fruits.

I think we already have a thread like that

wtf is haxor?