Let me introduce to you a brand new platoon
I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance!
It's not complicated to join, its not too hard!
You dont even have to be a 1337 Killpop star
!See, anyone can do it all you need is BF3
Listen up peep gang, I'm a show you how!
Just add me on battlelog, if you have a PC
Soldier name is 1337patchy and after this..its easyyyy!
And then apply to join our beloved platoon
I'l then accept, welcome and get killing those damn goons!