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Heres a joke to start it off.
Bra sizes: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, AND H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A) Almost Boobs
(B) Barely there
© Can't Complain
(D) Dang!!!
(DD) Double Dang !!!!!!
(E) Enoumous
(F) Fake
(G) Get a Reduction
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get u
crap!
So let the fun commence