Eudemon

All of you who have played the good Need for Speed' know that the cop chatter was quite good in place unlike TDU which tbh was quite stale and very repetitive and had the strange instance of a man shouting at you but a woman giving you the ticket? Maybe it's 2 people in the car but if you looked through a police car you could only see 1 figure. Hmm.... Anyway if you could have the police say things over the radio or through their loud speaker what would you like to hear. And remember keep it clean. Examples http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93AGHNO1-ZY&fmt=18 I especially like the fact in the first video that you can hear that it is in fact the helo because you can hear it's rotors/engine.

Just over an hour to go, if you haven't voted get it done already! :D

You like Blue Audi's huh? :D BTW the effect you've put on that last RS4 image resembles GT4 to me for some reason. Very nice pics!

I caught it before he posted, it was already in my minds eyebrow. ;)

I caught it too and it will make an appearance in a future stats thread. To compare guys, 2009 upto now is already over 50% of the total of 2008 in hits, I haven't checked the other numbers but I'm sure you can guess yourself that this year is going to goatblow (:D) last year away!

You can feel me everywhere! :nuts: Good Mormon Giant Ham!! How are we all this fine Sunday window cleaning, dinner eating, Charlie Sheen-ing evening? Good I hope, if you're not leave now, you're not welcome and if you're one of those silent laugh under your breath jokers well hasta la pasta your ass-ta, you're not worth halving, never mind fulfilling. ;) Just displaying, you're as welcome as the lurkers! :eek: Left, lets get left up to business. The stats for January were goatblowingly excellent (don't knock it till you try it!) and set a Warner Bros for the year ahead, however right after January you have February and of course that is a short month and thus you know the stats are going to be bin worthy, in fact why should I even post them if they're going to be that bad I hear you not even thinking, well the answer to that question is simple........ no that's the answer, simple. It might not make sense to you but I assure you that that is in fact the right answer to that question, that I never asked you that in the first place doesn't matter. The fact that you can't get that is not my problem and that that confuses you in that way is nothing that I can help you with. You have to deal with the fact that that doesn't result to that that you were thinking that that should be. That is a discussion that will be undertaken another day, that much I know. Now that that's out of the way let's get back to the subject that we are here to see. I'm sorry but I'm not saying any more about that above and that's that! :oook: *hears brains explode* February 2009 Stats, come on down!! NO wait stay up, nice and high yeah like that, thank zoo. 21,793,714 hits 88Gb Bandwidth 2,760,892 Pages Viewed 62,089 Unique Visitors 798 new members :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Oh my gosh He's making eyes at me and I don't mind at all. *huh?* Sorry I had the radio on. Well well well even though this month was a short month we still had a rip snoring one at that and I think you'll agree that I look good in a giant sweetcorn costume. Thank you thank you thank you to all our glaciers, snowboards, skis, goggles, boots, chairlifts, summits and of course the abominable snowman. Without them we couldn't go on holiday in the desert without looking stupid. So yes again the stats are good and I think *ouch* had we had those other 2 or 3 days we June have lost last month. Watching March will be interesting not least because she's hot but because the months and news will slowly be stalking out of the shadows and creeping up on unsuspecting ice cream van drivers and running off laughing like you kicked a lampost. So yet again another verruca'ing month and one that I hope will continue until ...well it ended so that was kind of stupid wasn't it? Ah well time for my nightly kick-unboxing so take care everyone, all the best and remember we have your teeth. Tudors! :cheeky: :stinks::drool: :p :D :cool::thumbsup: :twisted: TDU Central Staff

Walla walla, bing bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang... What was that about I hear you ask? Well I wish I could tell you but I can't, so you'll just have to accept it as it is. Ok? No honestly I don't know what it was about so stop asking me, really now stop it! Please? Ah come on this isn't fair, you ask me why I picked the song and I don't know so can't we leave it their? Quiet. I'm not listening to you anymore. Hello all! *silence* Oooooook then. right where are we? No idea, but that's not relevant, nor is what I am wearing right now so we won't talk about that either. What we are here to talk about is the stats for the forum for January 2009 and with it being a new year it is definitely one to watch to see how the rest of the year will perform. So was it good, bad, ugly or even so shockingly horrible and disgustingly Iced_Bullet like? Well you'll need to wait and see. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR CAPTAIN PAIN IN THE GRASS AND HIS TALKING PEN. ISLAND OF HAPPINESS!! That was ugly random I know, but hay the goats got to eat! Enough wok, let's dance! 23,138,352 hits 95Gb Bandwidth 3,727,453 Pages Viewed 62,396 Unique Visitors 897 new members :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Yikecycles!! Oh my bunny slippers God, now that's a hell of start to 2009 I think you'll agree. :eek: As usual it's all down to me and only me, the rest of you do nothing and I hate you for it so that is all. Just kidding, of course it's down to YOU, GUS & LAVVY AAAAHHHH! Without all of you members, lurkers and alien badgers from Bvargtoi 9 we would not be the anal and serious place that we are known for. Sensible is as sensible does remember? As for dinner, I don't know what's going on with that but I'll ask TheScottishSpotter what the Deal or No Deal is anyway. ;) Ah the Modders, well what can I say about you guys, chicken balls that's what. Right that's it, I now got to post about February now and with it being the month with a few days less than any other the stats will ofcourse be much lower. Cheers tears for ski-ers! :D :nuts: :oook: :monkeydance: :cool: :p :drool: TDU Central Staff

UPS picked it up at 16:19PM GMT today so get guessing!

I do do that but I wouldn't do that with the forum. Too much risk with that. I scaled back his post count because he said he was determined to reach 3000. So in true me fashion, I helped him in making it a challenge. Don't worry though I'm just messing (not banner) and know what your proper post count is.

Who let you out your cage big-t? :D Just kidding, good to see you back modding the dog!

Nice one and welcome to TDUc!

To interject this thing, tdu/2.fr are a really good French and all round TDU community. They actually have the benefit of being able to have some yet very limited contact with David Nadal himself. In fact it was there that Nadal asked for feedback about the controls and handling of TDU especially in the bikes. He also confirmed that the TDU2 media we showed was not fake but was however very early concept works and tests so to speak (loosely quoted).In fact he put across a nice example of how to think of how these will relate to the final game; Think of a car sketch by a designer, now remember how the final model will turn out compared to that sketch. (ie; What you originally see won't necessarily be what you get). If you're French or know the language then tdu/2.fr is one valuable resource indeed!

Ideal situation, it's away for about 2 weeks meaning I get on with learning and work and when it comes back Race Pro gets updated/patched! Woohoo!!

I got rid of MCLA about a month (hadn't played it since December anyway) ago so not bothered about that to be honest.

Can't believe how time goes when you return to something similar. Alas though me box has again hit the RRoD and like last time and I guess some credit is due to them for it MS will again pay for the collection, postage and of course repair of the system. So let's see who can guess when it will come back this time. I'll let you know when UPS pick it up so you can get a better idea of when it could be.

Did I ever say that I liked you. :D

Take it easy and learn from it. We had to ask about 4 or 5 other people to resize their images to the 350Kb mark and most of them did so. It's been going on for ages, just because it isn't written in the PoTW rules doesn't mean that it doesn't still apply in the contest itself as after all it's the forum rules the prevail over everything else anyway. Though lesson learned we will start putting every minute detail into the first post to stop this happening in the future even though we do count on common sense to prevail but sometimes that just doesn't work and you need to be clear with every point. So starting with PoTW #38 the 350Kb forum wide rule will be added to the list of rules for PoTW also to avoid any confusion. A good example is someone got DQ'd for having swearing in their licence plate, there's nothing in the PoTW saying about profanity being disallowed, but their entry was removed because it is against the forum rules. In fact speed, just link to the rules themself when posting ie; All entries must adhere to the Forum Rules; 800w x 640h and a filesize no more than 350Kb (0.35Mb) in filesize

Your image was almost 400Kb buddy.

Dunno, can people actually take a joke these days? :rolleyes:

S71NG would be good, as would be Nodz or Speed though. Maybe even someone else who isn't a staff member. Anyway I'm done with this, say your farewells guys then come back to the fun.

Cause he's a baby who can't take a joke. Simple as that. :stinks:

Bye then.