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reminds me of an old thread on the atari forums... one of my favorites was 'you know you've played TDU too much when: you walk up to a chav and ask what stage of tuning his corsa is at, then call him a retard because he doesnt reply with a number http://forums.eu.atari.com/showthread.php?t=47925&page=1&pp=30

where the bleeding hell is the navigator. the hill climb in the evo is damn near impossible because, without looking at the minimap, you cant see what corner is coming, or how big it is. the problem with looking at the minimap is that it puts you off driving. and what did we get trackwise? a roadrace (yawn) an hill climb on a normal dirt track and a little loop of a dry mud track. where is the proper kind of rallying... the kind which involves powersliding around downhill hairpins on a mudfest in mid wales. now that is what i want, the insane lack of grip (or lack therof) you get on rallyX on LFS

im going for those two aswell. im doing maths (mech), physics and Design technology.

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An inspector calls and of mice and men. ive decided to take things very seriously. me and my second best freind have agreed to stop talking to each other until the end of the 4 weeks. basically i distract her from her revision and she distracts me. the thing is. we love each other very much, but we dont act on it because we dont want to loose each other as mates, i saw her today and we sort of acted all lovey dovey (i rested my head on her chest and watched tele with her etc. without lust stuff though like kissing etc.) and by the end of the day we realised we love each other alot more than we thought. this could majorly distract us from GCSEs so we decided to stop talking all together.

like 7 dwarfs :p

welcome aboard. what you are experiencing is lag (problems with your connection) if you've played online games before you should be no stranger to the concept. i dont understand how lag works, so i'll let someone else explain

like road pricing

haha R.E. exam was monday. alot of it was pure common sence. the rest of it was nonsencical BS :p this morning i had english lit (furious. entered for foundation level when told, and at ability of, higher) and this afternoon i had the easiest ICT exam i have ever come across, (finished, checked and rechecked in 45 minuites, half the allocated time.) i knew the answers very well. i reckon its 'A' grade TBH, considering i allready have a 'C' due to CW im feeling pretty good. now i have a 2 week break before my next one (no more exams for me this week, then half term)

is quite full

he deserved it

Just wishing luck to all those boys and girls out there that are starting/have started their GCSEs (myself included) good luck people

. She started knitting (a petrol bomb? :p)

a tennis match

on good days

The fishys roast themselves silly because they are very cooked with oil which allows fossils to grow on dogs. I beleive nothing you stupid son of God who is called eric , who has lived in a pineapple with some fish forever. Anyhoo alpacas dance like lost propets and llamas that cant walk unhelped by dutch barbecues and mangos that try harder to kill sven the viking. Bold and underline titles are

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im the same as that other guy, the demo isnt that good IMO. yes, it is good, and it gives a good enough representation of the game's core, but it feels like its lacking something, its all just a bit sterile really, the track is, boring at best. no trees, no backdrops, no really nasty corners and nowhere where you fly over the top of a bump and yell 'OH NOEZ!' [replace 'NOEZ' with the profanity of your choice] And then theres other things: The track is short, a lap is over in roughly a minuite and there are only 3 laps each race. You cant change the level of difficulty on your opponants, which are, very easy to beat, i want a decent challenge, not an M3 that looses (badly) to a crappy 'stang. The damage should also be alterable, i want to drive the track with a mangled transmission and a bent steering column. Oh, being online would have been nice too, customisation would be good but not very suited to a demo as parts would be limited. Id prefer 8 cars (all in 1 class ofcourse) 2 laps of the nordschlieffe, and online multiplayer thankyou very much

no, just no. it looks great, ill give you that, but it is slower than an electric wheelchair towing a bus if were on to slower cars i would love: MG B Triumph Stag Austin-Healey Sprite Austin Mini Cooper S Ford Escort Mk II Ford Capri VW-Porsche 914/6 (sold as VWs so rights could be obtained from VW) And we MUST have Ruf Yellowbird :D

mister blobby's harrier

The fishys roast themselves silly because they are very cooked with oil which allows fossils to grow on dogs. I beleive nothing you stupid son of God who is called eric , who has lived in a pineapple with some fish forever. Anyhoo alpacas dance like lost propets and llamas that cant walk unhelped by dutch barbecues and mangos that try harder to kill sven the viking. Bold and underline

world got whooped

meh, it doesnt matter about the MSN thing. It trully is crap and i wouldnt be peed off about its dissapearance unless i had bought that stupid keyboard thing allready

but he sold

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