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FA430RGT

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  1. Welcome to the site!
  2. Welcome to the site..
  3. Welcome!
  4. Welcome to the forums!
  5. I can understand what you mean but I was really looking forward to the Lambo Roadster but I dunno theres factors which I can't present on paper that really puts the car down.. I think by far the biggest dissappoint is the sound of the engines IMO Forza sounds sooo much better!
  6. LoL must post this aswell! "The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists themselves have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy."
  7. LoL very nice indeed! Heres mine for today.. Office Dares One Point Dares 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. Three Point Dares 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers. 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again. 7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout. 8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites. Five Point Dares 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''. 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist. 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika. 15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight". Laughing
  8. we then take
  9. Buy me something nice ;) Interesting.. Personally this is the first time I've heard of something like this happening but it's a shame that the gaming world is so political and orbits around money that we may of been playing the game by now!
  10. Agreed this really does rival TDU time..
  11. Marc the car looks great! Keep these detailed entries coming man makes the forum so much better!
  12. Well explain yourself? What factors in the demo let you down?
  13. Which one the CCXR or the Enzo?
  14. I'll have to disagree with one of the comments.. I'd rather have that in Matt Black to a Buggati Veyron.. Great Vid thanks for sharing..
  15. One more for now.. Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law". "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER" !!!! "And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!" LoL anyone manage to keep track?
  16. A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son playing with his new train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you ******* who want to get off, get the **** off now, and all you ******* who want to get on, hurry up and get the **** on now. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house, go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train set, but only if you use nice language. Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train set. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are ###### off about the two hour delay, please see that twit in the kitchen." LoL..
  17. Aye feel free to slap me I must have read it wrong.. My mistake! In that case I reckon sit tight as me thinks it will be released soon because it's already on 360..
  18. friend. Then only
  19. RS4 is already in the game and so is the Skyline (not sure if it's R 34 though).. It was on of the first free 2 downloadable car packages on the marketplace..
  20. Wow this is a toughy... white and nerdy :( TDU on PC or xbox 360?
  21. 360 Hands down.. Quake 4 or GRAW?
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