YeOldeTDUMan

khevo ... if your A3 stays std I wouldn't put you in the Cock-catagory ... if it was an S3 or a Quattro perhaps (Sorry Han) ... but a plain A3 doesn't mean the driver is a cock (no offence intended for calling your A3 plain) oh and I if wasn't a Tart in my Alfa Spider I'd be a Cock in a new S3 ... espcially as they now do it in the sportback bodystyle

WHY ? (nuff said)

Drift you COCK ... I haven't ... and neither do you!

Because Clarkson bought a car off a guy from an Alfa Forum I'm a member of and he was offered tickets for this Wednesday (when it's filmed) which means it's the Alfas this coming Sunday ... and they did mention there will be lots of breaking down and crashing next week!

Sat Nav wasn't an option on my Alfa ... as it was a Limited Edition the only choice I had to make was on the colour option ... and as was said factory fitted sat navs are a rip off ... although shiny ... Halfords was busy so I gave up ... most probs going to get a garmin ... in my Celica I had a Kenwood system that ran Garmin software and I was happy with that As to fast Vauxhalls ... I'm sorry but you'd have to be a RIGHT COCK to drive one of those ... All offence is intended there ... the ONLY exception is the Lotus Carlton However a Monaro on Holden plates is fine (yes i'm aware it's the same car ... just doesn't say Vauxhall on it) Love the billboard for the cinema ... hats off to the guys putting up the letters ... I'm sure they did that deliberately

yeah I thought of those 2 immediately ... time to leave work ... topless I think ... lovely and sunny in deepest darkest Dargen Harm a quick trip to Lakeside first ... need a Germin or a Tim Tim

It's the Alfas ... I won't spoil it for anyone tho

True Beemers were never bad (apart from some suspect styling) ... just driven by cocks ... and when you drove one you found yourself driving like a cock because people were treating you like a cock

no problem cock! Oh a Brera is 'Sub Zero' according to the website ... couldn't find the Spider

Balto you are posting in this thread ... therefore for 100% of the posts in this thread to contain the word 'cock' yours must too ... otherwise it's less than 100% ... simple really

Well the 90s was lacking in great Audis

just found this thread ... I laughed a LOT when they mentioned RS4s being the new cock-mobile ... and then when they said all Audis ... and I knew Baldy has 3 of the things (OK one is Han's) Well cocks will always shift between cars ... just Audis fault for making nice fast cars at the moment!

MC .... is that an RS4 in your sig ? Anyone else see TG last night ... not the best episode, RS6 Avant was mental ... next week is the cheap Alfas

2.2 JTS

My Dad used to work for the Fiat Group and so had Alfas as his company cars ... which thankfully I got to drive ... so I've driven 164 2.0 TSpark 155 2.0 TSpark 146 Ti (2.0) 156 2.0 TSpark 156 Sportwagon JTD The Spider is my first Alfa that I've owned

It's called 'Natural' leather ... sort of tan colour ... I'll take some more pics this weekend ... hopefully with the top down

Poor you! I presume it's someone female that's been wearing your shirt?