Ahautcar

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Was willing to end up broke for an SLS but I found an SL-63 AMG the very next visit which was about half the price so here you go: Raid Dodge Challenger:

Obey all traffic laws and drive under the road speed limit? :lol: :run:

Oh yeah same, forgot to mention that, I can be very erratic with going AFK and back at times :P

<------- Interested :duckdance:

Perf R34: I've noticed my screenshots are considerably darker than the actual game - is this affecting anyone else?

Of all the PvP races I've done so far I did rather well considering most of my opponents were level 50s :P. They all had one thing in common though: I completely lost any chances of getting a decent 3rd place or lower (or even finishing the race) once I ended up spinning out haha. Maybe I should go back to Sport or Full Aids :mhmm:

Funnily enough that was almost exactly my thinking :lol: except the third part there was no purchase involved thx tduck <3

Yeahh I was hoping for the Car Dealer to have stocked that classic blue colour that you see Skylines wear so often, but it was in that yellow and I realised it looked rather good in Street Spec with the sticker and the black rims. I bought one of the blue colours anyway but put it on my Fullstock and half of it on my Performance Spec.

I saw one sign that went something along the lines of "Love Jesus? Good, now where were you on Sunday?" lol

It's quite old, yes - beyond warranty too.

Alrighty will do, thanks. I actually have already spotted the screws on the wheel I think, but I just need to detach the wheel from the body so that I can get a screwdriver in them. LOL hahahaha, no but I mashed on my nitrous a little too much. Blame the hour-long faction missions in The Crew :hmmm:

Just slapped my Beta stickers on all of them :p

That's creepy O.o Well I don't know if this counts as an easter egg but I found 'the whale'...got an award for it:

Not sure how to pull it apart other than by using my fingers which has already failed. Will try using a screwdriver and crack it all open, hopefully I don't manage to cause more harm than good :lol:

So this happened... The button on the right of the foreground is the one that's stuck. I've tried plucking it out with my fingers, twisting it into place, poking at it from the inside with chicken wire and even with a straw :oook: Applying pressure to the top end won't spring it back into place; it's already pushed deep inside and can hardly be moved. How2fix?

Ooh, I'm very interested in those new feature icons, one looks related to police, and the other..well, hmm, what could it be... inb4 dynamic weather

They do apply, the wheel settings section is merely a configuration of deadzones and extremes, like at what position is the wheel set to be neutral and at what position is the pedal at full throttle for example. The settings in the controls section are what actually change the physics.

Is Mellors' config for gamepad use or is it good to go for wheels too?

Rather disappointed the weird traffic behaviour is still there (traffic lights at either end, both go green at the same time and thus collisions ensue), but anyway good thing I didn't delete my beta configs and save files because all my settings carried over, quite nice to see :lol:

I-I won? Haha wow, truly honoured to be a part of this community. When I first saw the thread I said to myself 'meh not gonna win this anyway' but then I thought to might as well make up a crazy story: who knows, I might be able to snatch a code? Thanks again and I really enjoyed the other stories too, they were great :lol: Congrats to D4N005H too!

So basically a Perf LaFerrari and a Perf Mini Cooper will top out the same? Does this apply to Dirt, Raid and Street specs too?

^ Have you tried alt+tabbing? I had the same problem in the closed beta and alt+tabbing proved to be a quick (but annoying) workaround.

Farming Laps by Ahautcar whyamievendoingthis A new day had dawned on the smoky farm. The fiery colossus of light and warmth rose majestically above the edge of nowhere; the sun was introduced to an array of low rumbling, grumbling sounds and all manner of mysterious beast-like grunts... TRACK DAY!! :msuh: Yes, the lovely bunch of tduck animals had finally endeavored to take some time off from their regular day-to-day grovelling and grass-eating and littering and what-not. The cars were all out and racing around the obnoxiously-large pen, led chiefly by Ramonde the giraffe's giant, colourful Komatsu 930E, because tall animals need tall cars, right? Or in this case, a 24-feet-high truck larger than my house. Wait, am I supposed to be narrating? Who am I, really? What? ANYWAY. Following Ramonde was fancy Clancy's fancy Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider, whose beautiful red car won the adoration of the whole squad aside from the giraffe's, who naturally was very critical of every aspect of its design. Frank was in his indestructible supercharged Marauder, which, quite frankly, complemented the armadillo's scaly armour. Penelope was as radiant as ever in her AC Cobra, painted to match the albino that she is. Finally, at the rear, was Clammy in his black Hudson Hornet and Ernie in his matte grey Tesla Roadster, who could have been mistaken for the lazy Graham were it not for his putrid odour. "Whereth Vinth?" shouted Clammy to the goat-wannabe skunk, both neck-and-neck whizzing at 85 mph. Clammy sported his usual nose plugs to shield himself from Ernie's repulsive smell. "Silly Clammy, I am Vince." replied the sneaky skunk. Clammy flashed a quick facepalm towards Ernie before getting his answer. There at the edge of the pen was Vince the goat, washing both his Audi R8 and himself, somehow at the same time, just like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and the day before... A few laps had already gone by within a blink of an eye and everyone squeaked and quacked happily with each one, enjoying themselves unlike last year's track day that was unfortunately attacked by the rare, short-lived yet devastating family of flies, known only by mutters through the tduck family, as Paul. The day had been going smoothly, and the squad was missing only Graham the goat, who was still sulking back inside the farmhouse over the failure of his dating site and his...uncomfortable tweets. Suddenly, the squad had been attacked by a bunch of small fast-moving furry things - it was the Squirrel Mafia! Drunk as all hell, and fearfully enraged, they were out to grab the nearest nuts they could find. And no, I'm not talking about the regular fruit that squirrels like to eat... "Baaaaaaaaah" screamed stinky Ernie, who tried to express his pain and carry on with his ridiculous goat impersonation act at the same time. He tried to fend off the squirrels from eating his nuts but eventually crashed into the haystack walls of the pen. No more racing for him! Meanwhile, the other animals were trying to drive as fast as possible in order to escape from the wrath of the furious Mafia. But no, that was not the only party pooper of the day, as Ramonde uttered a long, annoyed moan atop his towering Komatsu (can giraffes even moan?). It was Daizy, the slow yet malevolent cow who sought to roundhouse-kick any car that came in her path. Ramonde swerved to the left into the dirt fields to try and escape from Daizy's superpowered legs of doom, and he almost suffered a kick when a fancy red Alfa Romeo appeared out of the horizon; behind the wheel was Clancy in a frenzy. "You're not going to get your legs on Ramonde!" "MoOooooooOoOOOooooo", went the cow as she sailed out of the pen from the impact of the flamingo's car. "Thanks, I appreciate the help!" came the voice of Ramonde from the driver's seat. Clancy raised all three of his eyebrows and smiled, hoping that the giraffe had finally set aside his silly obsession with art criticism. "But you still lack the inner expression of your--" And with that Clancy spun his wheels as fast as he could to get away from Ramonde. It had been a cumbersome day - except for Frank who was untouchable in his Marauder and Penelope whose timeless beauty invited no evil - what with the annual threat of Daizy and the murderous Squirrel Mafia, the entire squad was exhausted as they gathered around in the farmhouse. Despite the troubles during the day, each of them had thoroughly enjoyed themselves and made memories to be recalled for ever, those same memories that will be shared with each other for years to come. Baa, moo, quack, bleugh. Fin. [PC plz] Can't believe I just did that without smoking some of every kind of drug out there O.o

Hahahahahahaha that Mexican bush :lol: I'll just leave this here