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The anticheat system serverside has been updated not too long ago and looking around some of the usual loser hangouts it appears to be taking a lot of them by surprise and keeping them off the game or crashing them randomly so if he wants to try it then go for it but I certainly wouldn't recommend it unless he loves the Single Player. :D

Wow you got a school !! And someone parked some cars in front of it, you lucky devil. ;)

Eagle that car is as much a legend as the Audi Quattro mate.

My LOL name is ................. *drumroll* DROOLY SCHRODINGA

Hehe I love that video of the H Viper vs the Veyron but they forget to tell you is that they babied the Viper's tyres, the driver was told when to shift and ice packs were put onto the engine after every run whereas the Veyron just ran it again and again with no issues. Why do they always hide that part?

Yeah from Star Wars to Little Britain, the guys a genius ! :D

It's being developed for Military usage.

Just watch. Boston Dynamics keeps working on their BigDog quadruped robot, which will probably grow to be the future AT-AT of the Pentagon. Its evolution since the last time we saw it is nothing sort of mindblowing, and a bit spooky... [Read more]

Looks like every other tuned Viper you see and as far Batmobile, no chance, he has to take corners to avoid chasing henchman remember. This is more a Rapmobile, driving slow posing, yeah yeah!

The thing I could see with this though is more "accidents". Think about it, teammates could "accidentally" cause a safety car to come out, could "accidentally" cause confusion in the pits, could "accidentally hit the guy in front"...well you get the idea. Sounds good yeah but it definitely has it's disadvantages also.

Week #18. Iced_Bullet(3) :: Amazingly Iced_Bullet grabs a hattrick with this belter right at the death on the Saturday. Talking about school holidays Iced mentions that his own and Speed's holidays start "this thursday" the 20th March and then end on the 7th March..... uhh okay then, that's one hell of a holiday season I think you'll agree!! Note that this was originally posted Saturday the 15th March:

Nige in the first race of the season you never really have a rival. The first few races will show who is up for the challenge and what car and team have the pace, reliability and teamwork to win the Championship. Just because Kimi won it doesn't mean anything this year, if anything it is actually a greater testament to the term Champion if you can continue that form and be consistent. Kimi messed up, no pressure was on him from behind, it was all in front of him, he had to pass the car in front and when he went for it and prepared to do so he misjudged by an inch where the rear wheel was. Now you go on about how Hamilton doesn't deserve the titles he's getting well I only got one thing to say about that; Have you watched him from the onboard cam? Watch how he gets less than an inch away from the grass or how he always seems to be able to caress the white lines or push the car hard while being able to correct the oversteer that results in it? The man is going to be a legend, much more so than Kimi and maybe even Arroganto Schumacher. He is down to earth, he knows his team are as part of his race winning as he is, he is not like some of the drivers who believe it is all about them and only them (ie Alonso). Personally I'm looking forward to seeing how Kubica (sp?), Kovalainen, Boudais, Massa and even the Torro Rosso team get on this season. Feel sorry for DC though, even though I think the blame was 50/50 I still feel the lunge or dive down the inside that Massa did was a bit too dangerous and more so only being a pass if the driver in front gave up position weakly otherwise the result would be... well what actually happened.

nige there is something wrong with you, every country has it's national pride in it's sportsmen, and you live in the UK and thus you hear about Hamilton, Coulthard and Button. Hell you go on like all we heard about was Lewis when if you did actually watch it the TV cameras were hardly on him, they were actually watching the action that was happening behind him as he was so far ahead. And I was happy to see the cars having to be controlled rather than just floored and steered, it made the racing more exciting and as for the events during the race they were great and as for Kimi tough break for him, but it was his fault he spun out, noone elses, that's what no traction control does to a car. So please stop being a moany little sod and start watching the sport for the fun of it and stop being such a glory hunter always looking to support only one and disregard the rest. It's pathetic! And Hybrid was merely saying that Kimi and Finns (Finnish people) are usually looked at as Calm and collected and not easily flustered, he wasn't belittling Kimi. It's like what the Ferrari zealots said when Hamilton beached his car in the rain at the pits. Always seems to be fine to talk crap about the ones they don't support eh?

I think you've suffered enough so thread title changed !

How about the fact that every guide or download link tells you to backup first ! ;)

This could well be very very nugget worthy.

Ferrari don't seem to support orange very well and Iced, come on Corvette wheels on a Ferrari, that's just not right.

Wasssssddddoooowwwwwnnnn (play on wassup, no? alrighty then), welcome to TDUc the place to be for all your TDU needs. At TDUc we have a long standing tradition of making new members feel welcome and non-intimidated by anyone here know matter how godlike and powerful they may be, like myself. We run a fair forum where members can do anything I let them do and freedom of speech is encouraged through you all saying what I say and any disagreements result in the squirrel mafia being set free and coming for your nuts. Please keep all body parts in a bag and watch for the low flying blender as it does hurt should it hit you. Welcome from your very sane and quite normal admin.... ME! Muhahahahahahaha *oh no the voices are talking to me again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *ahem* :welcome:

Hi there Mortimer (where have I heard that name before, some tv show or maybe it was a film, perhaps it was in a song actually, or maybe a book, no it wasn't that, could be a poem I heard in school but I think I would remember that or would I? Hmm interesting question as my memory has been going slightly lately and I wonder if it has anything to do with the squirrel mafia and their harvesting of my nuts, you know you really should get back to the welcome thread, oh yeah sorry, forgot about that, sometimes I just drift away and will think the strangest things but luckily nobody gets to see it as noone reads the stuff between brackets anyway ...or do they?) :welcome: Wahey a normal post by myself !

You can tell the video is done by a drifter, the F430 Scuderia is one of the best handling cars and yet he still has to do a cheesy ass slide. Looks good but with the serious lacking of tracks still I don't know if it's worth bothering. And wow there's a 19th month, who knew !?

Yo khevo I can see through blurred vision that it is in fact your Birthday today and you've left the teens and have entered the start of the old grumpy fart stage. Good to have you on board mate now let's go chase those kids and burst their new fangled gadgets. Hope you're having a good one mate ! :birthday:

Sorry Iced but I couldn't resist creating this for your thread.

I didn't expect it to be serious or anything like that, I know it's all about comedy and enjoyment but sometimes I and I'm sure others were saying what was going to happen before it happened. It was too predictable in places, the digger in the hole was great, the shed being hit the first time and getting shot was excellent but the crane was easy to see, the fact the crane sank into the ground was funny in itself. The dynamite explosion was weird also, it was great they did it but the huge flame then explosion was straaaaaaaange looking. Doesn't matter though, it's all for fun and it was watchable but it won't be something I will be searching youtube for to watch it again.

It was good but it was extremely scripted and in some of the stunts and gags it looked like they were trying to hard to get a laugh. It kind of makes the Top Gear cast look like the 3 stooges now.

Just heard it from my dad that they found that little girl about a mile away in a house of an apparent distant family member imprisoned in a room. The police smashed into the house and with no remorse grabbed the guy and "dragged" him out to take him into custody. Good on the police and glad to see she'll be home with here family very very shortly. Might not mean much to anyone but it's always good to see these end happily and result in one more worthless member of humanity getting what they deserve. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7296756.stm