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I know this isn't exactly bad driving, but bad car design :D

Iced your picture reminds me of the Top Gear Episode " Finding the best road in Europe ". Where they drive up those mountains roads and then they are at the top and look down at the road they just drove.

Nah you can't be another n00b, Iced is the biggest n00b on the forums :D :D Welcome!

Welcome to the forums of God!

That made a mess of the park haha :D

Never mind I finally found it.

OMG Diablo, I still can't find it, can you be more specific on the map, Zoom in more or something.

Top Gear Crew? Left - James May Middle - Richard Hammond Right - Jeremy Clarkson

Lmao I was thinking while watching that BMW commercial, it's obviously fake because they can't record something going that fast and be able to be the same speed that close. Great conclusion :D

Did you take the file off, or does it just not work?

Nah, I got arrested the other day and noticed it. But I don't remember seeing it on the island at all. And looks cool and I've wanted to know for ages, but I always thought it was just like a cinematic then done on the side. Anyway Thanks Diablo.

Download Commencing? Lol it's only 1 mb, so it;s more Like >> Downlo...... Download Finished :D Randy, go to Google Image, type in A, and click PicLens on the first picture, and just let it load for a while, 416,000,000 images :D lol

OMG this is awesome! Nice find Randy! OMG Drooling :D I just went to my signature album on Photobucket, click the PicLens button on the Mario Picture and sit back and enjoy :D http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l184/MadMax2506/Sigs/ DIablo, you have to enable this on the website, will be awesome!! http://piclens.com/lite/

look below

This is bad lol :D This is Horrible. ** This is what can happen if you don't wear your seast bealts and drive poorly or irresponsible ** That last video, could have said the crash was at the end and you only see 3 seconds of it. I like the Super Car accidents :D

Not really lol, just work out if what he said was completely stupid or not :P This is like a Ferrari, Lambo Ford, Orgy :D LoL Wish we could do this on TDU. THat would be mental!

Ok Iced, edited it just for you. * If you read this Iced, you love me forever.

On TDU, when you get arrested, you wait for 30 seconds looking at the Oahu Police Station. Where is this on the island or isn't it?

There are 1 or 2, which are mild swearing/rudeness. I will highlight them In Black. So, if you against swearing or rudeness or do not want to read it, don't read the read sentence's ( Better Iced? ) 1. If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. 2. A mousetrap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep. 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4. Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle. 5. Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fricking thing in the first place, you fat b******s. 6. Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall. 7. Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in. 8. Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. 9. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning; having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'. 10. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to what you want to look at. 11. Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. 12. Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. 13. Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard. 14. Anorexics, when your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again. 15. A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency. 16. Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place. 17. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. 18. Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower. 19. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply p*ssing in the sink. 20. Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know any difference. 21. Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak. 22. Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex '. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can 'stay mounted' for. 23. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. 24. Have all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

Yea I seen that one before, but it wasn't in Jamaican just plain English, but it's better off in Jamaican for this forum.

Lol, in your second bunch of pictures, the I though the Volkswagen Golf was a Saxo when I looked at it as a Thumbnail haha :p

Spelling mistakes lol? I live out in the skits on a small country road, great location. But only cars I see are boy racer cars e.g. Crosas Saxo's etc.. But in the towns near me I have seen F430 :D That made my day. Lambos, Ferrari's so it's not to bad. But for me London has seriously nice spots. Saw like 10 Aston in one day. And in London they echo through the whole city, was loving it :D

Love this one.

Take some pictures then mate :P Or set up a webcam like the Nürburgring.

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