TDU 505

Meowie, dat's a dedz kitty on the bed! :p

Looks like they melted a Continental's front, and hot glued it to the front.

Lemme guess, visit to the Morgan Factory? :D

Japanese tuned cars =/= ricers. Ricers are those with only external modifications. Clearly those from HKS will have performance modifications? And therefore aren't ricers. Just trying to make it clear. Too many people are stereotyping ricers as ALL tuned Japanese cars.

Caterham for me. Somehow when i was young i would imagine cars looking like the Caterham, only to realize (to my delight) that they actually existed!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that <yabadabadoo> knows I'm smarter than her.

RX-7. Loved that car since GT-2. I hated the MkI RX 8 but the newest version is decent.

Look at the ENTIRE Caddy! Its hideous! No question what i've voted for.

Bump! In the year 2009 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans.' He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, 'You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.' Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. 'Noah!' He roared, 'I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?' 'Forgive me, Lord,' begged Noah, 'but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to then go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision. Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenters I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building experience. To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.' Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?' 'No,' said the Lord. 'The British government beat me to it.'

Whats a 10? EyecedBhuulett?

Hahaha you're SO wrong mate! :p They make your car look WORSE!

Wait till Koeni returns Jon, and then get more popcorn.

Oh 1 solution is to open your picture in Paint, then go to Save or Save As and either overwrite it or save it as another copy and the picture should be drastically reduced in size without significant loss in detail ;)

Hey welcome back! I'm MARK1992/extremeironing btw ;) Don't think you were here when i had my other nicknames :p

Like the Ford Verve?

Aha! You said you'll let me do that in YOUR car!

It used to be "Photo has to be taken after the theme was announced" But for some reason the rules on the 1st post state otherwise. I honestly don't know which to follow, but i guess follow the rules on the 1st post.

Love 'em both. Can't dislike anything with Martini or Gulf liveries on them.

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s286/MARKWONG_1992/_MG_0135.jpg

Sponge! You suck! Well more of "absorb" actually :p Hope you'll be upgraded to a better car now, that Lada you've been rubbing yourself all over doesn't deserve you! :p

Supra. No fight!

Salee...aww who am i kidding? Enzo!

Civic for me. Looks more fun to drive and thrash about during the weekends. And the Integra, is just pig-ugly!

Go on ;)

I see a trend! You choose a American car/bike you like, then choose a (In your opinion) crappier European car/bike! Round of applause for fairness! Next would be a Corvette versus a Morris Marina or something. I bet my lunch on it.