TDU 505

what your momma say when a wheel just arrived? take some picts or a vid man!

shows ur level of commitment :D kidding

hee my friend is gonna get a c63 amg nearing june july :D what an -another word for donkey-

with a black conti gt at the black i mean back

much better

oh yeah i just saw the second...must be the vids eh RB

ahhh but does iced_spaggets have access?

first SORRY driver of the week

How insulting :p

its a smart smth EDIT: its not a smart its a guess HAHA

technically quotes cant be much evidence As seen :D

Perfect! well dont iced_spaggets

ROFL!!! thats brilliant! Another one ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags in the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, to no avail. And then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

Whats his IGN?:p

i was searching "Halo for the win" and POP

That Is Coool

betcha cant tell i organise my games

ditto.

Ok i could not find the old one so yeah here it is! I don't know what level of racism, sexism etc etc the mods can take so if it is too offending then please remove it. Let me get the ball rolling. A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, " Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?" The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day in September, Bush was in Iraq negotiating peace talks with Saddam when Saddam pushed 1 of 3 red buttons on his table. A flat wooden paddle swung out of Bush's table and smacked Bush on the face. Angry but determined to get peace (whatta lie!), Bush laughed it off. Suddenly Saddam pushed the 2nd red button when again the wooden paddle swung out and smacked Bush on the face. Now getting angerier, he told Saddam to stop when Saddam pushed the 3rd button. Now the chair leaned backwards and Bush slid off the back. Too angry to continue, he flew back to America and told Saddam to "Be Careful". Few days later, Saddam was in the US finishing the peace talks with Bush when Bush pushed a red button on his table. Nothing happened. Saddam smirked and told himself how substandard the US items were. Then, Bush pushed the 2nd button. Again nothing happened. Now Saddam was really amused at the quality of US products. After awhile, Bush pushed the final button. Again, nothing happened. Saddam could'nt contain his laughter and said, " Bush you should really learn a thing or 2 back home in Iraq." Then Bush said "What Iraq?"

:mad::mad: Stop making me DROOL:mad::mad: i know what u work as and why your soooo confidential abt yourself ur MI6!

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hmmmm i thought u'll be looking for a vette instead :D

ROFL how fitting :D

hey jon some IB guy's mum owns it...i have a friend who knows that...

prolly cos ur too good