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如果把心字换成蛋字


Eudemon

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网上看到一个笑话,出处不明

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如果把每首歌词中的“心”改成“蛋”,”…就会有…

小虎队:把你的蛋,我的蛋,串一串,串一株幸运草,串一个同蛋圆。。。

张靓颖:我的蛋只愿为你而割舍…

古巨基:最蛋疼是,爱得太迟…

光良:哦第一次我,说爱你的时候,呼吸难过蛋不停地颤抖…

《真蛋英雄》:在我蛋中,曾经有一个梦…

JJ:当梦被埋在江南烟雨中,蛋碎了才懂…

任贤齐:你总是蛋太软,蛋太软,把所有问题都自己扛...

何韵诗:我只可以将蛋割下来亲手给你...

张学友:一生热爱回头太难~ 苦往蛋里藏...

张柏芝:蛋痛得无法呼吸,找不到你留下的痕迹...

李宇春:我的蛋里只有你没有他…

《蛋的方向》:带着一颗年轻的蛋,沿途装满着理想...

老人不图儿女为家做多大贡献啊,一辈子总操蛋就图个平平安安

张明敏:我的中国蛋。。

刘欢:蛋若在梦就在,天地之间还有真爱····

《离歌》:蛋碎前一秒。。

齐秦:月亮代表我的蛋

周杰伦:温柔的让我蛋疼的可爱女人

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