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sfy2004

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  1. Alestorm- Keelhauled Tool- Aenima Iron Maiden- Hallowed Be Thy Name (live,Rock in Rio) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSTBlbylMzM
  2. hate to bump an old thread, but does anyone else have this car available? i click the link in the OP, and get a 404 did a search, and this was the only thread that came up for this car
  3. how big is the garage on the house you are trying to sell? if it is an 8 car garage and you dont have 8 available spots in other garages, it wont let you sell. just like if you have all garage spots full, you cannot buy a new car until you have room instead of selling, just go spend 20-30 minutes at the 180-mph challenge you can make 70,000 in under 30 seconds
  4. its great to have this place back, but i think their may still be a glitch or two to handle. after clicking refresh, i got this message: Forbidden You don't have permission to access /forumdisplay.php on this server. Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. it also took 3 or 4 minutes to get the chatbox visible again
  5. if i may, could i suggest a possible solution to this? have 2 ranks of modders 1- apprentice modder, title to stay until their 10th mod has been posted 2- master modder, for those with 11+ mods to their name and of course have appropriate name colors to designate who is which rank
  6. wow, never seen that bronco concept before. thats pretty sick, hopefully it will get produced. i like how the winch is tucked away, looks good that way
  7. it would be nice to have the runways constructed the proper way, allowing top speed from your cars and bikes. not sure why they did it the current way, especially the jumps in the runway
  8. this is an ok test for the basics, but each individual state has their own test's, both written and driving. the one that gets 80% of americans is the hand signal's that cyclists and motorcycle riders are supposed to use. i rarely see anyone use those signals
  9. "Stopping distances are made up from thinking distance plus braking distance. For every 10 mph of speed what is your thinking distance?" speed limits and stopping distance test you guys really have to deal with nonsense questions like this to drive? i cant even take these test's. i know the driving would be easy, but i would have to learn all these weird crossing's,built up area things, limited and unlimited carriageway stuff. and what is a lollypop lady?
  10. 99.5 % of us cannot buy more than one prototype. luckily we have someone here who is able to buy multiple prototypes, SLRR http://forum.turboduck.net/showthread.php?t=8559
  11. can anyone get on today? also noticed that their forum doesnt seem to work right now nevermind
  12. A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000; ask bartender for details". He asks and the bartender says "well, you see that man at the end of the bar?". The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. The bartender says "if you can knock him out with one punch, you go to the second step... The door right behind that big guy opens into a room containing an alligator with a sore tooth. If you can pull his tooth and come out alive, you move on to step three... Those stairs next to the door go up to an eighty year old hooker's apartment. She has never been satisfied by any man. If you can satisfy her, you win the money!" The drunk says ok and orders a double shot of whiskey. He belts that down, walks to the end of the bar and POW!, knocks the big dude out. He orders another double, belts it down, walks to the door, steps inside and closes the door. BAM, CRASH, GROWL is all the bartender and patrons can hear for a few minutes and then total silence. Five minutes later, the drunk walks out of the room bloody, clothes shredded. He orders another double, drinks it and says "o.k., where's the hooker with the sore tooth?". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nerd Season A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, "OK, truck drivers aren't nerds." As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender replied, "Don't worry. The computer nerds are in season because they are overpopulating Silicon Valley. You don't even need a license." So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads for the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the road. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants and programmers - computer geeks. Each of them wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought computer nerds were in season." "Well, sure," says the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????..) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???.....) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
  13. sfy2004

    HELP

    you can also make money doing the package delivery, or the car delivery. but remember, if you do the car delivery make sure you dont hit anyone or go off the road. if you do, restart the challenge.
  14. just re-watched Snatch for the 18th time. great movie, but since we have people here from the UK i gotta ask....is it an accurate portrayal that brad pitt does as the Gypsy fighter,mickey? do they really talk like that? i still have trouble deciphering his lines sometimes
  15. i see you are in california. i did a search of gamestop's inventory using the 90210 zip code and found quite a few. talk to your local gamestop, some stores will have it transferred from one to another http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductStoreAvailability.aspx?Variant=646506
  16. in reference to the interesting colors cops turn, after making one change colors, drive forward 100 yards, keeping the cop in your rearview camera. it will turn white again. now put your car in reverse,again keeping the rearview camera on. when you get close the car will change colors again
  17. have you checked your local gamestop? it usually sells for 9.95 there, + tax if applicable http://www.gamestop.com/
  18. huh, i thought i would be the oldest one in here. but ya got me by 15 months
  19. thats the same card i have been using. no problems at all running TDU
  20. its on its way, just got back from sending it
  21. oldest one so far, it will be funny if anyone is older
  22. TAce,pm me i might be able to help. there is a gamestop near me with a copy. i will be picking it up in about 2-3 hours
  23. i have heard of people finding a way to "convert" an offline profile to an online profile, but if it does not work, you will have to restart your game from rookie level and achieve everything again. now if it is an online profile, you can try to buy your cars using the trade function....but that comes with the risk that you may lose that car if you dont switch profiles fast enough. i found that out the hard way,lost a 1,000 mile tuscan because of the darn servers not switching accounts fast enough. if you have an online friend you trust,you can sell him the cars then buy them back.
  24. it may just be me, but i noticed that if i get online,minimize that page and then try to connect to the servers, it works 90% of the time
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