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by the sounds it was opportunist theiving and used for joyriding :( a friend's dad saw 3 chavs and a chavette with it, must have gone when my mum went out (leaving it in open view) even though she was only gone for 10 minuites. A fisherman in the park also said he thought he heard a small motorbike in the park in teh early hours. i hate opportunist twats like that. Fortunately, i now have a winess who could point out the people responsible. heres hoping.

thing is, it isnt a moped despite the looks, it is a four stroke so no crap engine note, and generally, its driven my old codgers, not n00bs. The bike would happily get 50 mph, not a speed demon but not a traffic stopper either. The looks are subjective, personally i love how the bike looks, and with 60 million sold worldwide (The best selling bike of all time) crap may have been outvoted :lol: it was more than a machine to me, it was a way of life. i loved that bike and some chav scum decided they have more right to it than the honest upstanding citizen who bought it. All I want from that bike now is for it to kill the retard idiot that stole it.

on the drive behind the car, with the steering lock on

Since april, this has been my handy little runabout, and my god i loved it to bits. but today, the 21st of September 2008. some pile of crap chav scum decided they wanted it. my bike has now been stolen, and with it goes the independance I had come to love. you were a loyal workhorse and you will be missed :( I hope as a last action you take the scum who stole it headlong into a bus and kill the pile of shyte violently.

sure, not tonight cause of VERY bad circumstances, but sometime :)

Right, I've searched and found this is pretty much teh only thread for the game, so i was wondering, who still plays? I'm just getting into BF2 after buying it cheap, and i've had 2142 for a while, but i havent installed it since my dad switched to vista(:() p.s. 1 year bump ftw :D

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Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs! Just wished to remind ye filthy scumbags that today (September 19th) be international talk like a pirate day. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html :pirategold:

I doubt it nige, this will have been in the works bloody ages, i mean, this must be the reason there was no spring update...

old but still hilarious :D 

really, so you dont think they're you know, gonna use any of the numerous cars they ahve allready modelled for the xbox DLC, and instead are going to aquire new licenses and make new models etc. for a patch that will make them no money?

because heroin is too expensive? :p oj

damn, thats race pro and the new red faction delayed till after christmas now >.<

what about a small pop up? E: like how the smileys pop up

yeah, the chatbox is removing the crap from the forum, but the chatbox for banter is a good thing, especially for the 360 crowd who are without information about TDU2, no DLC and a much smaller online community than what it was. we're kind of in a drought at the moment, teh chatbox is good is for keeping teh community together, but for the activity of the forum, i think it would be best to keep it at the base of every page, so you can browse the forum but still have the chatbox or maybe, a seperate pop up for the chatbox perhaps?

McDonalds tastes like maggot infested rabbit which has been put in a microwave (alive) then liquidised. more nutrition in the styrofoam it comes in! for me I much prefer KFC or Burger King (not exactly the epitome of nutrition but atleast they tate nice) but for most occasions i either go to the chippy or get a pasty

when i read the title i thought it was an old joke i heard... Rules of being a man: 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. © After wrecking your boss's car. (d) *sexual reference involving teeth*. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to *that thing women like*. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!

wooo, i have some percentage *posts* woo, i have 1.615% *edits*

searching google shows nothing, do you have a source? also, i'm using Adium (3rd Party alternative to mac messenger) and am having no problems. Only thing I can think of is the anticipated changing of the messenging service from being either personal/corporate stacks into a unified structure (which will allow Messenger for Mac users to have webcam on the personal server [source])

my MSN is dead also

Speaking of iTunes 8, does anyone know how to turn off the quick link to iTunes store, you know, the arrow in a circle next to everything... I had it off in iTunes 7, cause i dont ever use the iTunes store (mainly cause it doesnt like my Natwest solo card, which is fine for things like amazon and play but not good enough for apple...) anyway, i can't find where to turn it off now, it used to be in either 'playback' or 'advanced' (cant remember)

had problems earlier but it's all back up now

no regrets here, anyway, if i die its not like i'm gonna be alive enough to regret it :p anyway, business as usual for me

also, don't post the pictures here whatever you do! the whole of my college has allready seen them! xD