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well this just wouldn't be a Joke book without the blonde jokes A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor. “No, from skipping.” *********** A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided tohire out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearbywell-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the firsthouse, and asked if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use someone to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" "The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50.00?" The man agreed and told her that everything she would need was already in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I suppose I was starting to believe all of those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by E-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gaveit 2 coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 andhanded it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a'Porch,' it's a Lexus." ********* A blonde and a brunette drive into a lumberyard. The blonde gets out of her truck, walks up to a worker, and asks for some four-by-twos. "You mean two-by-fours?" the worker asks. The blonde says, "I’ll go check." She walks back to the truck, asks the brunette, and returns a minute later. "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" asks the worker. The blonde pauses for a minute and says, "Hold on, I’d better go check." After a moment, the blonde returns to the worker and says, "A long time. We’re gonna build a house."

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not my all time favourite, but if your like me and need cheering up this should do it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gi4Nt_xxg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_g210N2xY and of course the classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-JflMMKpk

couple of funny's for you all Ebay joke NES Guitar Banned from K-mart Pavment Art OMG KNOCK FIRST!!! will add more later oh and you mean this click me

had nothing to do today, so i decided to go out for a drive i spotted 2 caterhams racing at the lights (they shift like nothing i've seen) Vauxhall VXR8 new Ford Mustang Mitsibushi Evo 8 Lotus Elise with a Just passed sticker (lucky bugger) Lotus Exige Merc C class afraid no pics due to me driving and phone in my pocket, but i thought it was quite eventful

i prefere the second one, i don't think there really is any need for the word "special" i think the fact its got TDU CENTRAL in the heading should be enough

19... wooo complete guesses half of em

preach!!!

i voted for 5 as im not too keen on the word "Special" in it, i think the fact you have the TDU logo should be enough

recently i've been getting the racing bug and been slowly getting back into Forza 2 but i do agree the lack of tracks does make it rather tiresome

TUNE!!

hmmmmm something is going on............ oh well, guess we will find out when January rolls around *pssst cheers for telling me baldred :P

oh why what is happening at the end of January? you know something us mere mortals don't?

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yeah im trying to live a few days without xbox live, and to be honest, Live MAKES the xbox 360, the graphics are not mindblowing awesome, but they are still pretty dam good

Thank goodness, wayy to over rated

phew glads it not just me, thought i would be heading out to buy a new router tommorow

yeah, i thought removing the DLC would work, but i get a different error, i'll post the exact error tommorow

well i am one of the victims to this content error, and i can not even get in the game, so until they re- release this game looks like im taking a break from the island, shame i was just getting a tan :(

well seeing as nobody else has actually posted a picture of there tree, i thought i would, as said in a earlier post we don't actually have a tree, but instead here is a photo of the lights in the front of our house photo taken on my phone, so not the greatest quality, but you get the point http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f363/khevolution/19122007126.jpg

woah, resize them pictures, i have a big enough screen, but that still stretchs it, but cool find anyway

i downloaded it before i went to work. and had a quick blast around in the audi and the Lambo and everything seemed to work fine for me, im scared to boot up TDU again as i really don't want to lose all my progress, as TBH i don't think i have the patience to go through it all again, thanks alot atari

we don't have room for a xmas tree in our living room, taken up with sofa's telly and 2 huge fish tanks but we do have the xmas lights on the front of our house so i might take a picture of that later on when it gets dark

too late ;)

bugger missed it! just got back from xmas shopping, what did it say