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A man carrying three ducks walks into a bar, puts his ducks down on the bar and orders a pint. He says to the barman: "Can you watch my ducks for a minute while i use the toilet?" "Of course" replies the barman. The man walks into the toilet and the bartender says to the first duck:
Bartender: "So, whats your name?"
First Duck: "My names Dewey"
Bartender: "Ah, hows your day been so far?"
First Duck: "It's been ok, been in and out of puddles all day, i can't complain."
So the bartender turns to the second duck and says:
Bartender: "So, what's your name, and hows your day been?"
Second Duck: "My names Bewey and my days been alright, been in and out of puddles all day, can't complain"
So the bartender turns to the third duck and says:
Bartender: "Ah, so you must be Lew..."
Third Duck: "Before you say anything, my name is Puddles, and NO, i've not had a very good day!"