A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer." The bartender replies, "You want a beer?" The TCP
packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."
A UDP packet walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hello, what can I get you". The UDP packet doesnt
acknowledge.
A Broadcast packet walks into a bar, screams to the bartender, "HEY MAC! I WANT A BEER!" Everyone else in the
bar hears him but chooses to ignore him.
An ARP packet walks into a bar and introduces himself.
A RARP packet walks into the bar and knows your name, but needs to know your address.
A SYN packet walks into a bar. The bartender acknowledges and goes back to his beer.
A Multicast Packet walks into a bar and says "A Beer for everyone!" and everyone gets the beer at the same
time.
An AppleTalk packet walks into a bar and orders a beer, but nobody understands.
Bit Torrent packet go to bar and asks for beer. Everyone in the bar who have beer gives him a sip :D
IPv4 walks into a bar The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" IPv4 responds, "a strong CIDR please... I'm
exhausted."
no piccy's for you ha