Well, you would. :p Strangely, you don't see too many Rams up here in the northeast. There's a few, yeah, but there are way more Chevy trucks, Ford trucks, and - above all - Subaru's. About 75% of the families in my state own one (or more). High schoolers personalities are determined by whether they drive an Outback or an Impreza (or an F-150, but there are few of those). The Subaru dealers are extremely successful and often have many WRXs and an STI or two. My family had a Legacy, then an Outback, and now a Legacy. :)
But like you said, the difference in regions are strange. Very rarely do I see Subbie's when I visit New Jersey (and car magazines from California speak of them as if they're not even sold there :p ).
EDIT: THAT UNDERGROUND RACING GALLARDO IS STREETKING'S FROM M5BOARD! His thread is here, and here's a pic. It's from Texas, too, so it makes sense. Remember the license plate? If so, there's a pic of it on the thread.
-Leadfoot