Don't click here, click there, no, here....[Apr 2009 Stats]

[Camel]

Well Ladies, Gentlemen and any other creatures we may have amongst us. It's that time again... What time do I hear you ask? Why it's 20:23:57 07/06/09. Anyway, enough of the formalities, I'd like to present to you the, erm, Cheesecake!

 

 

Such a beauty isn't she?

 

*waits for Baldred to pass me a note*

 

*reads note* It appears that this is the thread for the April stats, hmm. *ahem*

 

So without further ado, here are the stats for April......

 

17,043 New cheesecake recipes

5,392 Bottles of cheese

7 five legged Goats

And a second hand screwdriver

 

Well that's enough of the soggy potatos, eggs and cornflakes for now. I'd better get it right this time otherwise the Squirrel Mafia will nibble my nuts :eek:. I can see them coming for me now :sulk:.

 

 

 

 

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1,138 new members

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

 

Me, myself, I, Earl and the rest of the staff would like to say a Big Thankyou to all you new members, all you old members, all you strange members, all the lurkers and of course, the turnips for making these incredible stats possible.

 

I'd also like to give a special mention to our number 1 failer! Come on, don't be shy Mike, get up here. We all know you are partly to blame... I mean thank for the recent influx of new members and Turnips. You have attracted so many people with your multiple failings each and every day.

 

:nuts::lol::eek::cool::eek2: :chairfall::eek2: :cool::eek::lol::nuts:

TDU-Central Staff

[SLRRR]

Nice :)

[CarMadMike]

If i wasn't too distracted by that very nice picture of a cheesecake (:drool: :drool:), I'd probably say something along the lines of:

 

:omg::shocked::omg::shocked::omg:

 

and about the last part, yea yea, you old one have no room to talk :cheeky:

[TIMELESS]

Bravo Mike! Don't forget.. Strange members ftw! :D

 

This site is getting bigger.. I look forward to the member clean out :p *looks at Baldred*

[And3rs]

ROFL! +rep, this thread is pure WIN! :cheeky:

[KoenigseggBG]

Haha, great try, Mellors one. :D

 

Stats are mahooosive as always. ^.^