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new fella from australia


hunt3r

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It's been a while since I've done one of these but here goes:

 

 

Hello and welcome to TDU:C. Do note it is mandatory to wipe your feet before entering the main lobby. Your room is to your left, fifth door past the giraffe's watering hole.

 

Slippers are provided and can be found on the rack beside your door. We advise that you to either wear them at all times, or leave your socks on. We've had a history of ferrets sneaking in and running off with a toe or two. Should that happen, I'm afraid, we shall not be held responsible.

 

Do enjoy your stay, for once you enter, you never leave.

 

*Evil cackle*

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