Stripper Stories

[Baltoman]

I do not have a Honda either. Heck, I don't even have a car, but I still know how to spell VTEC. At least I make an effort to remember proper spelling of names that should be properly spelled. I don't called you Cuben_Legand do I?

 

 

<_<

 

Chill dude... Mistakes happen. ;)

[TDU 505]

I am chilled, I just find responding in a way that mimics the other dude is quite funny :p

 

No hard feelings mate ;)

[Nismo_dude]

Am I really the only one who still posts stories here? Oh well, Yet another one: okay, so I went down ther in my F430 Spider (which just crossed the 1,000 mile mark;)) and some dude in a regular Gallardo comes flying up and everyone, except me, circles around him and wasnt to know where and how you get it. Me being the occasional jerk was like curious strippers+my creative thinking=good time. Here is the conversation.

 

Stripper 1

Stripper 2

Stripper 3

Stripper 4

Me

 

I know how to get the Gallardo.

 

Really, how. Tell me tell me tell me tell me!!!!

 

Yea, you have to drove around the whole island 6 times and when your done with that do any seven model missions you want then when you go to your mose expensive house it will be there waiting for you. It all has to be done in one game session though, if you turn the xbox off, you can't ever get it.

 

Holy crap!!! That is super easy.

 

I know!!! We could be done with that in about 5 or 6 hours.

 

I know dude!!! and when we get it we can all bring it down here and people will like worship us.

 

We are gonna be the 'Gods' of Test Drive Unlimited!!!

 

(They set off)

 

Next Day Driving around and they appear and are not very happy:

 

All saying the same thing at the same time.

 

Otherwise. same colors as before:

 

Hi, you get the Lambo?

 

No!!!!

 

We drove around the island 6 times and did 7 island missions like you said and nothing happend!!!!

 

Yea!!

 

Wait, you drove around the island six times?

 

Yea, why?

 

You were supposed to do it eight times.

 

You said six yesterday.

 

Umm no.......you mis-heard me, I said eight.

 

Okay guys, lets try this again.

 

Yea!!!

 

They set off again:crackup:

 

Oh, and case you think that I am making some fo these up, Im not, It just is how stupid some TDU players really are.