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STORY SO FAR (added a few stops here and there):

There once was a nissan that drifted into a farm and hit twenty-seven cows eating steak. Boom went the baconstrips were the best around squares they smell like poo and tastes unlike BigMac. Then a Diablo exploded like Kaboom! Atari is diarrhea which stole our money because with TDU2 they killed happiness and jerbs which took the developers into my van of darkness and puppies ate Eden's slaves. Then croissants fell from the sky and hit Diablo's Diablo and Camel's Ferrari hat with Diablo's signature potato caught in cucumbers. Underwear and boobies with chocolate on butter on 14's arse and coke with camel eyes eating sandwiches without bread cheese sand and wich and mayonnaise mixed ducks and Mercedes suck language meh cow goes to the Hooters farm
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