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374. You can't buy a Enzo in any color you want to.

375. The Audi RS4 are faster to start up than other RS4's in the wotld.

376. The SL65 AMG has a slower top speed at stage-3, than a standard SL65 AMG from Germany.

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390: The highways in Hawaii go up and down and up and down like a rollercoaster

391: Dodge Vipers has extremly short 1st, 2nd, 3rd gears in Hawaii

392: Police on Hawaii cannot pronounce "RUF" correctly

393: Skyline's on Hawaii cannot be tuned past 395 hp

394: Hawaii has excellent weather, except for the occational freeze ;)

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396. Going 200mph in 6th gear, then slamming it into reverse doesn't harm the engine at all.

397. If you stall while moving, you can't dump the clutch to restart the engine.

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399. You can somehow take pictures of yourself in a car from the outside of the car you're in.

400!!!!. Most lady-model-hot-girls that you drive around the city usually have a army haircut and some are just plain bald.

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405. Airport's runaways are covered in dirt.

406. You can listen to only one music track when you're in your house.

407. You can teleport your cars between your houses.

408. Lexus LS600hL is faster from 0 to 100 than almost every car on Oahu.

409. It doesn't matter if you drift in 2WD car or 4WD car, the smoke always goes from the back wheels.

410. Brakes in Audi S6 are better than in Ferrari F430.

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411: Flowers seem to have a little fan on them to push your car in the air.

412: The cars don't need to push the pedal to acelerate or brake it just goes and stops.

413: Cars don't overheat even if you spend hours reving in nuetral gear.

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414: Cars only smoke when starting up.

415: The police have ultra-rare invisible cars (PC bug)

416: No-one is murdered in Hawaii, despite many top models, hitch-hikers and NPC drivers thoroughly deserving it.

417: You can earn a billion by shrewd trading.

418: Picking up hitch-hikers is a slightly homo-erotic affair :)

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414: Cars only smoke when starting up.

415: The police have ultra-rare invisible cars (PC bug)

416: No-one is murdered in Hawaii, despite many top models, hitch-hikers and NPC drivers thoroughly deserving it.

417: You can earn a billion by shrewd trading.

418: Picking up hitch-hikers is a slightly homo-erotic affair :)

 

1. For #414 I'm pretty sure all cars in real life smoke when starting up.

2. At the rest, I lol'd.

 

403: You go to jail for only :30 seconds if you cant bribe the cops with cash

 

You don't bribe them, you pay the fine.

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1. For #414 I'm pretty sure all cars in real life smoke when starting up.

I think he was refering that the cars only smoke on start up and they dont smoke when you are riding it as usual cars do.

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423: Cops are idiots in Hawii

424: The Saturn Sky can out run the cops

425: Hitchhikers and Top models are extrmely cheeky and impatieant

426: The cops cannot say nissan

427: Or anything thing else

428: Most people drive faster than the speed limit

429: Nobody likes you on hawii

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It has 3. Honolulu Intl. The one on the top of the island and the one at the bottom left of the island, just across pearl harbour.

 

FAIL

 

You missed the one inside the mountain. ;)

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