Jazzis' perpetual battles with life

Camel · October 18, 2009

I really wanna eat the last banana but its all brown and ikky and probably tastes horrible. :(

Awww, you know you wanna. What's the worst that could happen?

And luckily, I'm 6 minutes into today and haven't had a "fail"... yet. :lol:

Jazzi · October 18, 2009

Awww, you know you wanna. What's the worst that could happen

Spiders will crawl out my nose? :lol:

TDU 505 · October 19, 2009

Orthostatic hypertension. I suffer from that too. I kinda like the "Euphoria/out-of-body" feeling sometimes. I've fallen over once, hurt a bit.

Daily fail- Hamilton. For all reasons known

The Queen · October 19, 2009

Orthostatic hypertension. I suffer from that too.

Yeah, same here, I used to get it a lot. Not too much though now.

KoenigseggBG · October 19, 2009

Last Friday I was going to school as usual (at 7.20 PM) and I called my friend to get out (as we go to school together, he lives like 2 mins from school). And he was like, dude, we don't have the first class today. And I was like "WTF!?!?", I walked 20 mins in freezing cold (about 7-8C) and got wet from the rain just for you to tell me we have no school in the next 50 mins. Damn! School = FAIL!

Baltoman · October 19, 2009

wikipedia'd Orthostatic Hypotension and now i think i might have it,

I have that too

Oh Great, Now I Know I Have It.

I get it too

Orthostatic hypertension. I suffer from that too.

Yeah, same here

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

@ TDU 505: I said Hypotension!

As for my daily fail. Today at 4 am I realized that I had a philosophy project to do for school and I only had 3 hours to do it! So I hurried up all night to do the project trying not to sleep while typing on my keyboard. When I finally finished the project I jumped on my comfty bed and closed my eyes only to realize that I didn't need to do the project all night since the final date for me to handle out the project to the teacher was on 20/10 (which is tomorrow).

I wanted to eat myself to death.

Sponge · October 19, 2009

Yeah, but at least it's done now.

Jazzi · October 19, 2009

Sponge has a point! Lol. Least you can sleep tonight..

I rewired my suround sound after having to disconnect my 360 from it and move the sub somewhere else, only to find out i put the cables in the wrong places and had the complete opposite to what i should have.

Camel · October 19, 2009

Sponge has a point! Lol. Least you can sleep tonight..

I rewired my suround sound after having to disconnect my 360 from it and move the sub somewhere else, only to find out i put the cables in the wrong places and had the complete opposite to what i should have.

I did that yesterday when I swapped to ma new shiny glass TV stand. The left channel was the right channel and vice versa. Then the front speakers were plugged into the surround jack and the surround speakers were in the front speaker jacks. It sounded sooo strange.

I cba to sort it out now either. :(

Nipper · October 19, 2009

Orthostatic hypertension. I suffer from that too. I kinda like the "Euphoria/out-of-body" feeling sometimes.

I too like that feeling. Wish it happened more to be honest. :p

Glad I read this thread as now I have a better understanding of what it is, and hopefully how to provoke it easier! :D

Camel · October 19, 2009

I too like that feeling. Wish it happened more to be honest. :p

Glad I read this thread as now I have a better understanding of what it is, and hopefully how to provoke it easier! :D

Dehydration and lack of sleep seem to make it worse for me. ;) :p

Baltoman · October 20, 2009

Dehydration and lack of sleep seem to make it worse for me. ;) :p

Try not eating for 3 days. I already have a severe case of Orthostatic Hypotension at normal rate, but one day I decided to not eat for 3 days and the effect was a lot of pain on my neck since I've fainted and fell after getting up from bed :lol:

Immelmann · October 21, 2009

We both know that you didn't just decide to Balto. ;)

Jazzi · October 28, 2009

http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af253/jazzi_bee/Export005_1.jpg

Oreo milkshake... Jazzi style :D :lol:

I mixed it and it came out :(

Buttt... Tasted good though! :lol:

Camel · October 28, 2009

That's what is called a "Mellorsism"

Baltoman · October 28, 2009

We both know that you didn't just decide to Balto. ;)

shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hpluls · October 30, 2009

Today I banged my head on my classmate's head in an attempt to play Apple Bobbing while blindfolded. xD

Jacob · October 31, 2009

Today, While in school, I was teasing one of my friends.(who happens to be a girl) who Decided then to trip me as payback, she missed and Kicked me in the Balls..... Karma's a Bit......

KoenigseggBG · October 31, 2009

I got a girlfriend last week. Fail! :cheeky:

Camel · October 31, 2009

Charma's a Bit......

Karma. ;) And isn't it just.

Jazzi · October 31, 2009

I stood on a plug... :(

Mb · November 11, 2009

Went to school again. :(

:D

Jazzi · November 11, 2009

The oreo disaster happened again.. this time with tomatoes >.<

KoenigseggBG · November 11, 2009

I've disconnected my speakers today, by pulling them a bit too hard and was wondering for 10 mins why won't they work. Opened the PC box, opened the speakers, messed around with control panel and after 10 mins I realised the cable is actually out. :facepalm:

Who · November 11, 2009

I stood on a plug... :(

I trod on a plug a week ago, the bloody prongs must have been sharpened because it actually dug into the skin and ripped a massive part of it off (as in, so sensitive i limped until yesterday)

still one hell of a mark...