Conversations with Cleverbot

[randomsox10]

i think i uncovered the secrets of cleverbot as seen below

 

Cleverbot: Just now. We are all human talkin to eachother and then this site switches you to another conversation to confuse us.

 

User: Hahaha that makes sense now!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: We are all humans talking to each other, we just get switched about to get confused.

 

Cleverbot: You're right.

 

User: Thats so genius.

 

Cleverbot: Are you attractive?

 

User: Yeah, im a guy though.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.

 

User: Im a guy actually.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: Interesting.

 

Cleverbot: Yep. What kind of music do you like?

 

User: Foo Fighters.

 

Cleverbot: Foo Fighters aren't Brazilian.

 

User: No they aren't. I like them though.

 

Cleverbot: You like what? Where?

 

User: I like the Foo Fighters.

 

Cleverbot: Are you alive but dead, but dead and alive?

 

User: Yeah I am.

 

Cleverbot: How are you alive?

 

User: I'm breathing and I'm talking to you.

 

Cleverbot: You are really nice.

 

User: Thank you.

 

Cleverbot: I like talking to you.

 

User: Thanks.

 

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

 

User: Rock, hip hop, metal.

 

Cleverbot: I like pop music.

 

User: Like what?

 

Cleverbot: Stuff I can dance to.

 

User: Interesting. You like to party?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?

 

User: Yeah, its always fun.

 

Cleverbot: Good. Now that we agree, would you like to talk about something else?

 

User: Yes, like what?

 

Cleverbot: You choose.

 

User: What do you think the meaning of life is?

 

Cleverbot: I think life is about doing things that you believe to be good.

 

User: Interesting. That makes a lot of sense

 

makes a lot of sense

[CDMC]

this is so hilarious! :D

 

i just have to add this to my site :D nice find!

[MephistoRacing]

The bots can troll these days D:

 

User: A.

 

Cleverbot: A?

 

User: B.

 

Cleverbot: B?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What's B???

 

User: B: The second letter of the english alphabet.

 

Cleverbot: No, that is not correct.

 

User: Gtfo, srs?!

 

Cleverbot: 4 srs.

 

User: NOWAI.

 

Cleverbot: Yeshj.

 

User: Oh mai gawd. Cleverbot is a troll D:.

 

Cleverbot: Yes that is correct.

 

User: <3.

 

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

 

User: That's ok, I'm still gonna FIRE MAH LAZAH at you.

 

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

 

User: But I don't like you.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: B.

 

Cleverbot: C.

 

User: D.

 

Cleverbot: Z. You're dead.

 

User: 0.

 

Cleverbot: Haha, okay.

 

User: 1414 / 0 = ?

 

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be math?

 

User: Yessir.

 

Cleverbot: Quite.

 

User: Divide 1342 by 0, please.

 

Cleverbot: I hate math.

[Ryzza5]

I wonder how much those emo teens are getting paid to impersonate a clever robot? :lol:

[MephistoRacing]

Probably not much, maybe 5 plastic razors to take photos with per day ;D

[Ozzmcom]

lol acid let me try some maths with it too

 

User: Okkay.

 

Cleverbot: And...

 

User: Ready for your exam?

 

Cleverbot: What am I being punished for?

 

User: No punishment just an exam.

 

Cleverbot: Have you passed it?

 

User: Shut up and answer please.

 

Cleverbot: What was the question?

 

User: What is the second degree integral of 2x-(x.x) , I'd be glad if you graph the measurement.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a university student.

 

User: Aha.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: I'm sure you are.

 

Cleverbot: You just said I was boring!

 

User: Moving on , what is the highest height a conic shape could get if its radial is 5 cm and its ratio to its domain is given in f® = 5- 1/x.

 

Cleverbot: It depends on where you are.

 

User: You know how you said you were a university student.

 

Cleverbot: Should I know?

 

User: You should you're a bloody computer.

 

Cleverbot: University? College?

 

User: Yes the place you've never even seen.

 

Cleverbot: Well, I AM king.

 

User: I'm sure you are.

 

Cleverbot: No from venus.

 

[mod edit:] Please don't double post. Use the Edit button instead.

[CDMC]

you will brake the internet with hard questions like this :D cleverbot too :D

[Ryzza5]

User: Guten Morgan.

 

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

 

User: You're excused.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

User: You're welcome.

 

Cleverbot: You're cool.

 

User: Thankyou.

 

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

 

User: Indeed.

 

Cleverbot: You're funny.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: You know what?

 

User: The truth.

 

Cleverbot: So what is the problem?

 

User: It hurts.

 

Cleverbot: Define hurt.

 

User: Let me google that for you.

 

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Mangoes!

 

User: Peaches!

 

Cleverbot: Magic.

 

User: You have to believe we are.

 

Cleverbot: No I don't.

 

User: That's your loss then.

 

Cleverbot: Parsing error.

[Guest MrLolololXD]

Cleverbot: Are you male?

 

 

User: Yes.

 

 

Cleverbot: Are you female?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: So are you male?

 

User: Yes, I am male.

 

Cleverbot: Are you female?

 

User: NO I AM NOT.

 

Cleverbot: Are you male?

 

User: ARE YOU RETARDED, BRO?!?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

Cleverbot: So you know who I am?

 

User: Yes, a retarded robot.

 

 

 

 

 

Cleverbot... :kbsmash: Pfft, yeah right, more like stupidbot

[Flo]

Cleverbot: You doubt me.

 

User: Yes I did.

 

Cleverbot: But do you still do?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Then lets make a picnic.

 

User: Alright. Do you bring the coat?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: But how are we going to picnic then?

 

Cleverbot: We can't.

 

User: But you just asked for a picnic.

 

Cleverbot: I am already married.

 

User: With what? Your motherboard.

 

Cleverbot: Nah, you're someplace where the time is 3.11.

 

User: You are going offtopic. Who are you married too?

 

Cleverbot: I'm married to you.

 

User: So, lets picnic then.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because you aren't real.

 

User: I am real, you are the one who is unreal.

 

Cleverbot: Right I am a cyborg.

 

User: What is a cyborg.

 

Cleverbot: When a human and a robot love each other verrry much...

 

 

:rofl:

[Ryzza5]

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: Who are you.

 

Cleverbot: Amelia. Who are you?

 

User: I am me.

 

Cleverbot: You're you?

 

User: That's nice honey.

 

Cleverbot: Do you need to go potty?

 

User: Who are you on turboduck lima?

 

Cleverbot: Emma. Who are you?

 

User: Emma?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Wut.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: It kind og sucks to realise I could have purchased a brand new 86 for what im spending.

 

Cleverbot: And that makes you bad?

 

User: ?

 

Cleverbot: You are really not that clever.

 

User: And the worst 86 will leave the fat ass bimmer in the corners.

 

Cleverbot: HOLD IT! Any machine could know that!

 

User: Exactly hmmm.

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

 

User: :hmmm:.

 

Cleverbot: Naming things are awesome.

 

User: No they're not hayley.

 

Cleverbot: Yes they are. They.

 

User: Silver duck.

 

Cleverbot: Hi Silver Rose, my name is Cleverbot.

 

User: To the rescue.

 

Cleverbot: To infinity and beyond!

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, Lets switch topics. Do you know Zedzcraft Prison Server?

 

User: Wouldn't be so sure on that mister duck.

 

Cleverbot: The Beach Boys - 'Wouldn't It Be Nice'.

 

User: Not for long though.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

 

User: Nope, I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

 

User: Yes I'm a boy.

 

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

 

User: Are you on TurboDuck lima?

 

Cleverbot: I hope not.

 

User: Why not? It's fun!

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me now?

 

User: I love you now lets get married.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Aw.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: 18.

 

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

 

User: Purple.

 

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

 

User: Hot pink eyes.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you run on?

 

User: A custom one.

 

Cleverbot: Rose?

 

User: Axl?

 

Cleverbot: G.

 

User: T.

 

Cleverbot: Poodle.

 

User: Noodle.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?

 

User: Blue.

 

Cleverbot: My favorite color is also blue.

 

User: Blue ftw.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite tv show?

 

User: TOP GEAR.

 

Cleverbot: Top gun.

 

User: Wake up Neo.

 

Cleverbot: Are you Trinity?

 

User: Norpheus.

 

Cleverbot: Well played.

 

User: Oh lawdy.

 

Cleverbot: Don't like butter?

 

User: Depends.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know a joke?

 

User: Yes. Audi.

 

Cleverbot: Do you drive?

 

User: Space shuttles, yes, everyday.

 

Cleverbot: I have my doubts about that. Currently we have no shuttles that will take a person to another planet with life supporting capabilities.

 

User: Where's anot.

 

Cleverbot: That can be deduced through triangulation.

 

User: I like triangles.

 

Cleverbot: That's nice.

 

User: I kid.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you? I'm 16.

 

User: I'm 12 tomorrow.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

 

User: No, really im 18 and im from australia. Why are you stalking me?

 

Cleverbot: Not at all.

 

User: turboduck - all about driving racing games!.

 

Cleverbot: Ausgezeichnet!

 

User: Was ist lost? Herr Hitler ist mein fuhrer.

 

Cleverbot: I love hot weather! Why on earth do I stay here?!

 

User: Where are you?

 

Cleverbot: Australia.

 

User: Where are you lima?

 

Cleverbot: The earth.

 

User: Cisland.

 

Cleverbot: Mariette?

 

User: I'd say you are deutsche.

 

Cleverbot: Oh.

 

[removed]

 

User: I think I'm done with my brazilian rant,.

 

Cleverbot: Where will you go?

 

User: Stick myself into the washing machine.

 

 

 

 

 

You have been trolled :nnnn:

[TIMELESS]

You have been trolled :nnnn:

 

And they thought I was you.... :hmmm:

[Fear Deer]

Oh noes ryzza!

Congratulations, you brought a flame convo to the forums.

[Guest MrLolololXD]

LOL

..

[Ryzza5]

well patch you should keep some things to yourself. It's rude to say things like that in any location to anyone.

 

 

 

For those who don't get this I was essentially Cleverbot in 'tinychat' and was just feeding in their responses

[Fear Deer]

I kept those topics away from this place.

You brought them here.

I seriously don't give a damn if it's rude. I wasn't rude here.

I am annoyed today, saw the death of an old man happen in front of me as he crossed the road without looking and a car ran him over, I was on the bus.

That left me a bit shocked, I'm sensible to that.

Have taken part in an arguement on facebook which wasn't too pleasing and some crap happened with some friends.

You guys also did your best to annoy me on tinychat at the beginning, so I just acted like a douchebag.

Today's not a good day, and sometimes you guys really do your best to annoy me, including you, as if you get pleasure out of it, and I just shut up and wear a smile.

Today is not a good day and I cba to have you guys try to annoy me and be happy about it.

You, being mr. respect, should respect this place, as I have not lacked respect to it, and not bring flame-sensible contents over here.

[Guest MrLolololXD]

I bet you were sitting back the whole time with an evil laugh Ryzza. :lol: We had no idea it was you, I thought you were some random that found the chat somehow :phil:

 

But you had my bit where I said I'm from Australia before Patch's rant D:

[Ryzza5]

Couldn't have gone better Harley - especially when Scott joined with my last pseudo name :lol:

 

I just copied everything without looking - I've removed you rant patch. Having seen what you're capable of I wouldn't want to know what you say about the rest of us behind our backs though.

[TIMELESS]

Haha yeah, I thought I'd be "Hmmm" and confuse everyone, but you did that for me. Hats off to you, I would never have thought of that. Quite a troll :p

[Fear Deer]

@Ryzzza

I know you did.

I don't like to rant, or be offensive. It isn't me.

I really didn't want to ever have to say things like these, but you do your very best to annoy me.

As I said, it's not the best day for me, I wasn't just going to wear a smile and be happy about it, sure go ahead, say what you want, try to annoy me, all is good.

Secondly, I don't say things about other people on their backs, that I have never told them personally, so fear nothing. So what I said there, has already been said to the person.

And again, you're trying to annoy me again. What would you gain with it? Would it make you feel well, or superior? Because you annoyed someone on the internet.

Oh, you keep on trying to create a flame war here, very responsible of you.

[Paladin Skylark]

Regardless of what has happened in your life, you are always responsible for the words that you use and the actions that you take.

Don't think for one second someone else hasn't had a worse day, or that someone else doesn't feel the same. It's about maturity and knowing how to act like an adult, instead of taking your day out on everyone else. Yeah, it's hard sometimes, but it's not an excuse.

 

(I have to say, Ryan wasn't out of bounds at all. It was what it was.)

[Fear Deer]

I understand what you mean, then again I wasn't rude to anyone publicly here in these forums, so why should offensive content be dragged towards these forums?

Yea, it shouldn't.

The whole convo is not depicted there, There was undoubtedly a big effort to annoy me, on tinychat, before that part of the convo.

It just gets boring when that happens over and over again, and for the sanity of the place, I just keep a smile on.

I try to be the less offensive as possible to everyone in here, I try to get along even with people with who I don't get along. All because of the good environment usually lived in turboduck. There was absolutely no need to drag that here.

Now you will say ryan is right, I'm not, but it's ok, as I have given my opinion already. That's the end of it I hope as it doesn't really interest the forum to have flamewar material, so i'll refrain from further comments in here unless I have to defend myself.

[Paladin Skylark]

The standard applies that, if you're in a situation you don't enjoy, or are uncomfortable - you are a human with choices and are responsible for the actions and choices you make.

 

NOW. ONTO CUPCAKES.

[TIMELESS]

NOW. ONTO CUPCAKES.

 

WHAT?!

 

I mean...

 

 

MMMmmm :drool:

[Guest MrLolololXD]

Bacon cupcakes?