1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City

[TimBud]

Liberty City is a pretty special place and you can learn alot form it (albeit stuff that's not so useful in real life).

Here's a few things i've learnt

 

1. Some playground furniture has gravity defying effects if you crash into it.

2. When falling a long way, if you catch a ledge and you'll always survive.

3. All cars oversteer

4. You need not removed any item of clothing to be serviced by a strumpet.

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please add more

[Who]

5. *edited*

 

If you have to clever edit or censor it then it's not permitted!

[Eudemon]

6. Lampposts are made of celery whereas trees are made of concrete.

7. FlyUS provide a tour service round one of the runways.

8. Shooting people in court makes great ratings but not a very long show.

9. Bus stops are only for standing at not for actually catching a bus.

10. Taxi drivers will wreck their cars for less than $50.

 

btw keep it clean!!

[TimBud]

11. You need not remove any item of clothing to be service by a stumpet.

12. In the bedroom, Nico gets the job done very very quickly.

13. The best place to store your motorcyle helmet, is in the fuel tank

[Guest RB26DETT]

you mentioned number 11 already. it's your number 4. :p

[Speedtouch]

13. No planes take off or land.

 

^ Considering his mistake, I continued from 13.

[TimBud]

you mentioned number 11 already. it's your number 4. :p

Actually by you counting its number 5 but:

Just to clear things up and reduce attempts at humour

1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City

The "you've" is collective, not just reffering to one person. So i never made a mistake. As the first few posters got the idea pretty easy. Therefore we all learn from each others experiences and hence our 'knowledge count' goes up together.

 

 

14. No one in LC wears a seabelt

[YeOldeTDUMan]

15. All cars can be broken into and started, no matter how modern they are, by smashing the window and hot-wiring them

16. Pigeons have a red glow above them!

[Eudemon]

17. Fast food workers sometimes welcome you with obscene words.

[YeOldeTDUMan]

18. The weather doesn't effect the quality of the radio!

[TimBud]

19. The signal strength on your phone doesn't effect the quality of calls

[MCW]

20. Crashing into a small barrier at medium speed sends Nico through the front window, crashing into a large bus at very high speed doesn't...

[YeOldeTDUMan]

21. Modern cars don't have airbags!

[MCW]

22. The Irish dialogue is completley wrong!

[ExplosiveGoats]

You can't blow up planes with a rocket launcher.

[MCW]

The Blista Compact will spin it's wheels in third gear when raining

[Eudemon]

Numbers guys and also RH keep it more to the sarcastic wtf kind of things, in this day and age the lack of ability of blowing up planes should be expected.

[YeOldeTDUMan]

25. (I guess) Women are happy to go out on a date with ONLY an hours notice

[TimBud]

25. (I guess) Women are happy to go out on a date with ONLY an hours notice

 

LMAO :excited:

26. shooting the hotdog "terrorist" vendor that looks like an Iraqi makes the stand blow up!

[MCW]

27. You can break into a bus by pressing a button lol

[Baldy]

You can in real life but that's against the point :D

[YeOldeTDUMan]

28. Vladivostok FMs DJs present the show in English!

29. You get staggeringly drunk after a few seconds in a pub

[Nipper]

30. You can pull somebody out of their car at red lights with a cop watching and walk away scotfree (as long as you dont get in the car).

31. It only takes 3 hours to fully rebuild and respray a car.

32. You gain the keys to a car that you hotwire, the next time you start the car.

33. Niko is the only person in LC to please the hookers, everyone else takes them for a long drive.

[T1M]

34: Some cars sound exactly the same as all the others

35: When Niko gets into bed to save the game- the bed doesn't sink in at all (jeeez i'd hate to sleep in that bed!)

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[MrGreen]

36: Scooters have like 5 gears...