Funny Vista Problems

[Immelmann]

Post screens of funny things you've had with Vista, quite simple really.

 

This just happened to my cousin's laptop:

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii181/koenigsegg_ccr/MisBalls.jpg

[CarboyZR1]

xD Windows XP FTW

[Camel]

This says it all

 

[And3rs]

^ AHHAHAHHAHA xD

[KoenigseggBG]

Vista`s source code

 

Dear Diary

 

"Windows 7 is no Vista killer, Vista does this job pretty well."

[Andreas¹]

Ehehehe... :cheeky:

Google ftw :p

[Immelmann]

Ahahahahaha, nice one Andai!

Mellors wins too :p

[Mb]

Wait, wasn't Vista the problem? :p

[t.]

Mellors, that's pure win!

[Camel]

Don't you just love M$

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some more Vista errors

 

Vista_Error: 001 Vista loaded - Warning your computer is now in danger

Vista_Error: 002 No Error - Check again in 10 seconds

Vista_Error: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

Vista_Error: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)

Vista_Error: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

Vista_Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar

Vista_Error: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

Vista_Error: 008 Broken window. Path not found - phone Glazier

Vista_Error: 009 Horrible bug encountered - Press F13 for more help

Vista_Error: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

Vista_Error: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50GB

Vista_Error: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!

Vista_Error: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside

Vista_Error: 00E Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

Vista_Error: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

Vista_Error: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?

Vista_Error: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

Vista_Error: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.

Vista_Error: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

Vista_Error: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

Vista_Error: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

Vista_Error: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

Vista_Error: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

Vista_Error: 012 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.

Vista_Error: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

Vista_Error: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

Vista_Error: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.

Vista_Error: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

Vista_Error: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.

Vista_Error: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Vista_Error: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

Vista_Error: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 5,000 Gigawatts available

 

 

EDIT: This is by far the best one >.<

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EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes, I'm rather bored.

 

[Guest RB26DETT]

Imagining Responder! XD

[Immelmann]

I don't get the imagining responder one, but that no error thing is gold!

[KoenigseggBG]

OMFG, so many of them...:lol:

[Immelmann]

Vista captains the failboat.

[Who]

Vista`s source code

 

Dear Diary

 

"Windows 7 is no Vista killer, Vista does this job pretty well."

 

wasn't that my signature a while back?

 

also, vista is a sack of crap. OSX ftw

[KoenigseggBG]

Sure it was, I tried to remember it, not sure that it was this way. And I still prefer the XP to all, though I never used anything else (Linux, OSX and etc.). But I used XP so much (4-5 years) that I really can`t imagine adapting to a new OS. :)

[Immelmann]

There is actually a fair bit that's good about Vista, there is just far more that is bad :(

[nitrox]

haha, mellors owned bill gate's there (':

 

with the CPU heat pic and the error report error

 

haha, hopefully bill never gets to read this page,

or its gonna be an one way trip to the clinic (':

[Camel]

haha, mellors owned bill gate's there (':

 

with the CPU heat pic and the error report error

 

haha, hopefully bill never gets to read this page,

or its gonna be an one way trip to the clinic (':

 

The CPU heat one is from my own laptop, goes upto 120 and shuts off now :(

[beem3r]

i haven't really have one problem with vista, seriously!

nice errors mellors, lmao at that "No error". :D

[macd79]

sry for epic bump, but had to post this.

Vista decided to change the date for some reason

[Sponge]

:shocked: 2050 - It's armageddon!!!! Save the Children!

[Immelmann]

Looks fake to meh.

[macd79]

it popped up on my desktop not 5 mins before making that post. try it yurself. set the date to 2050 then restart your pc

[Smoothfonzo]

Well, these are not from Vista, but funny all the same, using XP Pro.

 

I forget which program this comes from, but I've had it happen to me several times:

 

 

Yeah, you think it's cryptic enough? :confused:

 

And then there's this one. My burner program is NTI DVD Maker. There's a bug I've encountered, where from time to time, it fails to detect burning speed and doesn't allow you to select one, with the drop down being blank. So then, it tries warp speed, baby!