Now THIS is a holiday worth paying for!

[TDU 505]

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

 

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

 

Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.

Wealthy punters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders.

 

When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt (Cool name!).

 

Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.

 

The yachts travel from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya.

 

The ships deliberately cruise close to the coast at a speed of just five nautical miles in an attempt to attract the interest of pirates.

 

"They are worse than the pirates," said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. "At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder," he continued.

 

Their rates

M-16 full auto rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.

Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.

RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.

Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

 

And their gurantee?

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.

 

Best tagline ever

 

Most cruises offer a mini bar. We offer a Mini-Gun

 

 

 

More information here

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[KoenigseggBG]

So basicly they hunt for Somalian pirates? xD

[Car Freak]

Oh boy! How do i book a ticket? :excited:

[TDU 505]

Oh boy! How do i book a ticket? :excited:

At any good music stores!

[Eudemon]

Now that is cool, alright it's murder but those idiots deserve it and they themselves have murdered for no good reason so looks like a fair trade. Tbh though I don't understand why the nations navy just doesn't go in and blow these guys to hell and back.

 

Send a very tough and final warning to others.

[Nipper]

Is it really murder if the pirates are trying to murder you first?

[Fridge Magnet Rabbit]

Is it really murder if the pirates are trying to murder you first?

technically you could be spared from the law if you claim it to be the 'use of violence in self defence' as it is the pirates who are attacking

[Andreas¹]

XD times a thousand or something, I dunno why, but I found pretty much the whole ad pretty hilarious for some reason.

 

"Pay to get to kill your own Somalian pirate" :oook:

With a minigun. :eek:

[BobbyV]

hmm it's funny the cruise starts and ends in two neighbors countries, not Somalia... :cheeky: so this must be illegal in Somalia, that means Somalian authorities are protectting domestic pirates from Russian tourists! :D

anyway I think this thread should be rated 'cause some links there lead to some 'softie' pages

[Fridge Magnet Rabbit]

Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

O_O_O_O_O_O_O he took his 12yr old son, who sunk 2 rowboats!

[ShadowGT]

Oh man I'd so do that! It's like the movie Hostel but without the hostel & this time it's the tourists that are doing the killing.

[t.]

I want to book! Let me click book!... there's no booking option... still it's a great spoof site.

[Cakeflour]

At first I thought this was real. xD

 

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA

 

:lol:

[StrickenHAWK?]

So you get paid to kill? You'd be an assassin :D