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expensive centipede (joke)

khevolution

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    bloke see's an advert in a pet shop. talkin centipede £5000. he buys it takes it home in a small box

    and after about 30mins opens the box and asks if it would like to go to the pub,the centipede doesn't

    answer, raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply. gettin angry'er thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says "i heard you the first time,i was getting my shoes on .

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