1000 things we learned from Test Drive Unlimited

[Sponge]

Remove the "(Unless you're on a bike)" and that will make more sense :cheeky:

 

Ah ha. Good eyes, squire. I see what you did there.

[zo6dude]

289: Jet Airliners can take off on a bumpy dirt runway

[WALRUS]

290. People in Oahu don't know left from right and will serve into you to get away from you, wrecking the nice car you are delivering

 

291. People are more than willing to just give you the keys to their $50k cars and then pay you $120k for delivering them nicely

 

292. The average Joe Citizen doesn't want you infront of them... They will change lanes right infront, causing you to slow down before totalling the car you're delivering and then when you turn to go around them, they will change lanes back again

 

293. White Lotus Esprites don't REALLY swim

[RTY123]

294. There are only lady cops in Oahu

[zo6dude]

295. Tractors don't exist

296. Tractor Trailers don't exist

297. Buses don't exist

298. Trains don't exist

299. There are only 2 Grocery stores on the island

300. Your avatar picks up the phone every few seconds

301. Nobody is ever on the other end of the phone

[RTY123]

302. You always watch TV at home

303. You always get a new car after drowning

[Tard666Evil]

304 - bikes will go faster if you turn the engine off

305 - bikes will never spin while going fast, even when the rear tire is spinning like hell

306 - you can drive up trough the roads(next to the merc shop on top of the island is a hole in under the road)

[RRacer]

307 people always dodge you in the same direction as you dodge them

[VValicente]

#308. Your Player will try to change the channel but it will never change.

[Tard666Evil]

309 - i can change gears faster than the caracter

310 - birds have chuck norris strength and can fly through anything

[Tool831]

311: Plants rotate while either looking around

312: Plants are flat (specially grass)

313: Girls always have the same face when buy a car

314: Everycar has the same brake disk

315: Motorbikes never have digital speedo

316: When renting a car they are more then willing to lend you a expensive car without filling out a crap load of paper work and issuance

317: In big crashes you never die

318: You house is always squeaky clean with the same damn video that clearly shows rain.

319: The Ford Mustang GTR isn't really driving, its radiator fans never move... xD

[VValicente]

#320. On the Kawazaki ninja you cant see the tachometer meter piece through the helmet.

[zo6dude]

321: You can only rent cars for 10 or 20 minutes

[beem3r]

322: If servers flips out, you can still play alone on-line without anybody.

[BobbyV]

307 people always dodge you in the same direction as you dodge them

Damn right and the most annoying thing for me. 99% of ma crashes into traffic cars are due to this glitch....so:

323. Suicidal morons are regular drivers in Hawaii

[Sponge]

324: You never see AI drivers spearing off into a tree.

325: You never see the AI driver before you spear off into a tree, until its too late.

[gingervette]

324: You never see AI drivers spearing off into a tree.

 

Well there is this one part of the Island on the 360 where, if you drive directly behind the A.I traffic, they go nuts and drive into trees, bushes, etc...

 

[credit to twm and elle23 for showing it too me]

[Immelmann]

326. There are now fewer roads in Oahu than in Oahu

327. The beaches of Oahu are actually empty

[a nugget]

328. supercars can easily drive on sand

[Immelmann]

As long as it's wet, they can anyway.

[RTY123]

329. The sun always rises and sets in South.

 

So because of that...

 

330. Hawaii is located in the Arctic circle :D

[sfy2004]

331. you can drive up and down certain waterfalls

332. if you drive around the back of the Lost Keaau house, past the pool, and into the back of the house, there is a large hidden dirt basement/portal that will send you falling thru the island and into the ocean. only to magically appear on the road out in front of the house

[unlimited357]

60. Holden and Lexus cars are like UFO's in Oahu

61. Some shops look like eachother, such as the Ford and Japanese imports, all the Chrysler companies look the same, and the GM ones.

62. In Oahu, a special kind of Skyline is made which has the steering wheel on the left

63. There are magical E portals in Oahu

64. Ferrari Dino's can go up to 225 MPH

65. All cars have infinite MPG

66. Some cars are clearly in the dealer, but you can't buy em

67. Oahu sell road-illegal cars(Skyline)

68. The police who gives you the ticket is always the same person

69. Certain people at car dealers have twins at other car dealers

i never knew skylines were illegal... for what reason?

[Shy Guy]

I think the safety and emissions rules for the US don't allow it there.

[Guest RB26DETT]

something to do with carbon emissions it produces. the R33 if i remember correctly is the only legal Skyline in the states. motorex used to detune R34's to be allowed into the country but they're out of operation now.