PS3 players prefer gaming to sex

[t.]

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PS3 players prefer gaming to bonking

 

'Not tonight, Josephine, I'm trying GTA.'

By James Sherwood • Get more from this author

2nd April 2009 12:11 GMT

 

A survey has discovered that almost three-quarters of PlayStation 3 owners would happily swap a night of passion with their partner for time to try a newly released game.

The silly survey quizzed 1130 British blokes who own a PS3. If you’re wondering why Xbox 360 owners weren’t asked, it’s because the research was commissioned by a PS3-only price comparison website.

Of those respondents in relationships, 32 per cent said they would prefer to play videogames than sleep with their partner.

When asked why, many of them claimed their loved one was too "hard to please". Other guys simply said sex was “not as much fun as a night playing videogames”.

If given £50, some 41 per cent of respondents said they’d use the cash to buy a videogame. ®

 

 

All these surveys are largely nonsense but even so those that responded need to get their priorities straight.

[beem3r]

lmao.

that's all i have to say :D

[Kelvjy]

Obviously they don't have sexy partners lol. Seriously though weighing up both options = epic win for sex :drool:. I wonder, if the partner was wearing an I love ps3 shirt with a picture of a ps3 underneath, would it change the minds of the gamer :confused:

You could lure them away from the console and when at a safe distance pounce on them lol.

[TimBud]

I imagine most of them only ever get to do it with small spiky animals! :D

So its no wonder they would swap that experience for gaming.

[Camel]

Games console... girlfriend... Games console... girlfriend...

 

hmm

Wonder why I haven't been on my xbox at all for over a month :p

 

 

The survey might of been taken mostly by 10 year olds, who knows lol

[ShadowGT]

I like sex, i like PS3 & luckily with My Girlfriend i can do both at the same time :D

[Immelmann]

PS3 is from Sony, and I`m only 14 :p

[Brad_F430]

well most men that play ps3 play it because they cant get a girlfriend to have passionate love with

[Torque]

Bahahahahhhahhah.

[huffdig]

well most men that play ps3 play it because they cant get a girlfriend to have passionate love with

 

thats cos the females of our species prefer xbox owners, stands to reason:thumbsup:

[ShadowGT]

thats cos the females of our species prefer xbox owners, stands to reason:thumbsup:

 

So they prefer whining, Racist, squeaky voiced 13 year olds?

[t.]

So they prefer whining, Racist, squeaky voiced 13 year olds?

Or do they prefer the silent PS3 type?

 

Who the hell cares.

[macd79]

 

Who the hell cares.

 

+1:thumbsup:

[huffdig]

Or do they prefer the silent PS3 type?

 

 

don't they have 'home' sounds erm... fun? :confused:

[ShadowGT]

don't they have 'home' sounds erm... fun? :confused:

 

i'll admit a fair amount of tools congregate on home but it's not always that bad.

[The Queen]

You mean.....

 

Theres more than one tool831? :eek:

 

(Had to be said :D)

[huffdig]

tbh i'd have a ps3 aswell, but i'm not shelling out 3 and a half big ones for it and that controller...

[CarboyZR1]

So they prefer whining, Racist, squeaky voiced 13 year olds?

Who are you calling whining, racist, squeaky voiced, 13 year olds?!?!?!?!! There's one right here!

[ethann]

the ones they surveyed have only had sex with big fat burger king eating wales,

there version of sex is slap it and ride the wave

 

or they roll them in flower to find the wet spot

[GTAMADDOG]

So they prefer whining, Racist, squeaky voiced 13 year olds?

 

Everyone is wrong.

 

They prefer boys/men who actually get out of the house.

 

I don't have a PS3 or a girlfriend so I'm getting neither sex or PS3 games. I am so deprived.

[mistermojo]

You've seriously gotta question the sanity of whoever the hell they surveyed.

[S2Evisu]

i remember reading this article around the web, made me 'lol'. Seriously? I dont know who they asked..lol. At lease show the age group..