Your Favourite 'Rubbish Game' Reviews

[Who]

Rubbish games. We all love them, ofcourse we'd never buy these horrible atrocities, but reading reviews of them is always genuinely brilliant. essentially, zero punctuation reviews for games that deserve it.

 

Post your favourite 'Crap Game' reviews. I'll start

 

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/tow-truck-simulator-review

 

once in Crane mode you control the crane using J, G, T, U, Y, H, P, K and all four cursor keys. Manoeuvring it is comparable to having sex remotely via an arcade claw.

[Leadfoot[YT]]

Best "crap game" review ever. :D

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2waRtZFQr4

 

-Leadfoot

[calster17]

zero punctuation reviews for games that deserve it.

 

I'll save space, but Zero P ones are best for this!

One of his best for me, is his Modern Warfare 2 one!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1118-Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfare-2 - Just to note, that if you havent seen any of his, it has mature language...like most of his do!

Befour you ask, i dont like MW2...to me it's just the first MW but with a few new extras(i own MW, and played MW2 at a mates).

 

I'll have to fish out a few old reviews from magazines, or get my mate to his website set up!(He's doing a games review website, i'm doing some reviews)

[t.]

Eurogamer did a great review of some other awful truck game a couple of years back, it was a great read. I'll try and dig it up, although you've likely all read it.

 

I don't want to flood this thread with Yahtzee but he recently reviewed Splinter Cell Conviction.

 

[E] I was wrong, it was Gamespot not Eurogamer.

 

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

[Camel]

;316755']Best "crap game" review ever. :D

 

E2waRtZFQr4

 

-Leadfoot

 

Blasphemy, I should ban you for posting a video of a duck hunting game.

 

Say sorry before TDUCk gets in here. :cheeky:

[Ryzza5]

Need for Speed Undercover.

 

'nuff said

[Camel]

Need for Speed Undercover.

 

'nuff said

 

Was that a review? :cheeky:

[Ryzza5]

http://au.xbox360.ign.com/objects/142/14234988.html

 

A 5.0 "Meh" score