TurboDuck Accent Challenge 2015 - Tongue Twisters!

[Ryzza5]

This diverse and friendly community has hosted a few 'accent challenges' now, and time has finally come for you to up your game (and try not to laugh while recording)!

 

In this challenge you need to briefly introduce yourself and the challenge, and then read the following phrases one after the other as clearly and as quickly as you can. You could use a voice recorder app on your phone and upload to SoundCloud, or upload an 'unlisted' or 'public' video to YouTube.

 

Will you be the fastest? The clearest? Or just the most entertaining? :lol:

Get your entries posted back here by the end of the month!

 

 

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as many cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

 

She sells seashells by the seashore

 

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

 

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

 

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

 

Betty Botter bought some butter

But she said the butter’s bitter

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter

But a bit of better butter will make my batter better

So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

 

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.

While these fleas flew, a freezy breeze blew.

Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.

Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.

That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

 

As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.

 

How many berries could a bare berry carry,

if a bare berry could carry berries?

Well they can't carry berries

(which could make you very wary)

but a bare berry carried is more scary!

 

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

 

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

Spread it thick, say it quick!

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

Spread it thicker, say it quicker!

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.

 

Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.

 

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

 

If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

 

A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.

 

In shoulder surgery some surgeons sew soldiers' shoulders.

[Milli]

:eek: :lol:

 

Edit: This sounds like a speech exam... might give it a go. Maybe.

[calster17]

Ahh...this takes me back top the days when I saw a speech therapist. :lol:

 

I'll get round to giving this a punt...it'll be an epic fail.

[superhyper]

Ehhh, I think I'll have to pass this one :eek:

[Ryzza5]

Come on, it'll be hilarious

... to watch

:lol:

 

 

 

The first one seems to be the hardest for me by quite a margin.

[Eudemon]

Some of those are like AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! This is a great idea though and will be funny to see what comes through with it.

[Camel]

Some of these make me :faint: but I may give it a go... After other people have embarrassed themselves first. :lol:

[Ryzza5]

I haven't forgot about this btw... just saving it for the end of the year when tduck staff are traditionally more 'vocal' - hope you will all join in too!