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[Mb]

I like shooting people

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with the camera. :p

[cocoki700]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU

[SupermAnthony]

Hahahah that 300 vid was hilarious with the 2 dancing chavs at the end where he bites his lip!!! It gave me a stitch from laughing! I love 300 parodies! +rep

 

Here's another that I found amusing:

[FA430RGT]

+rep

 

Here's another that I found amusing:

Awwwwwsome!!! :excited:

[cocoki700]

wow lol!

[Mb]

Rofl!

[FA430RGT]

Rofl!

Change in Username?? :monkeydance::offtopic:

[Mb]

Change in Username?? :monkeydance::offtopic:

 

Yes! :)

[FA430RGT]

Found this funny.. Learn Chinese in 10 Minutes..

 

(Important: Read Out Loud)

 

English Phrase / Chinese Translation

 

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

 

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

 

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

 

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

 

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

 

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

 

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

 

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

 

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

 

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

 

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

 

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

 

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

 

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

 

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

[Mb]

Found this funny.. Learn Chinese in 10 Minutes..

 

(Important: Read Out Loud)

 

English Phrase / Chinese Translation

 

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

 

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

 

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

 

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

 

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

 

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

 

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

 

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

 

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

 

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

 

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

 

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

 

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

 

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

 

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

 

 

That's awesome! :p

+ Rep

Need to spread first :(

[FA430RGT]

That's awesome! :p

+ Rep

Need to spread first :(

Don't forget ;) Just Kidding.. I really get annoyed when that happens too!

[Iced_Bullet]

Q: How do the Welsh eat cheese?

 

A: Care-fullly (Carfilli - the Welsh town!) ;)

 

Haha this is no way funny at all, but this was taken from the Radio 1 show, where Laura was showing the listeners what a really bad joke was. But they had a welsh guy in the station at the time, and he heard it!

Then the Welsh guy went on 'This morning' the next day, and told the joke, as he was trying to proove that Welsh people are funny. And NO ONE laughed xD

And then the next day on Radio 1, they played to over and over, cos he made a complete p* of himself :p

 

This was sooo funny to listen to xD

[Speed]

People thought they had peace and quiet...they thought wrong:

• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  
• Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
  
• If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  
• Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  
• Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  
• Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
  
• Practice making fax and modem noises.
  
• Highlight irrelevant information on scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  
• Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  
• Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
  
• Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
  
• Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  
• Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  
• Adjust the tint on your TV so all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  
• Staple papers in the middle of the page.
  
• Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
  
• Honk and wave to strangers.
  
• Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
  
• Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re- route whole streets.
  
• Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  
• Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
  
• When nearly done, announce, "No wait, I messed it up" and repeat.
  
• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  
• Ask people what gender they are.
  
• While making a presentation, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  
• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
  
• Sing along at the opera.
  
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  
• Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
  
• Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

[TDU 505]

Found this funny.. Learn Chinese in 10 Minutes..

 

(Important: Read Out Loud)

 

English Phrase / Chinese Translation

 

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

 

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

 

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

 

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

 

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

 

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

 

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

 

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

 

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

 

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

 

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

 

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

 

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

 

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

 

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

 

i speak chinese and its not funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

actually it is!!HAHA!!nice onnneeee

[Iced_Bullet]

People thought they had peace and quiet...they thought wrong:

• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  
• Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
  
• If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  
• Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  
• Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  
• Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
  
• Practice making fax and modem noises.
  
• Highlight irrelevant information on scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  
• Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  
• Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
  
• Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
  
• Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  
• Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  
• Adjust the tint on your TV so all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  
• Staple papers in the middle of the page.
  
• Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
  
• Honk and wave to strangers.
  
• Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
  
• Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re- route whole streets.
  
• Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  
• Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
  
• When nearly done, announce, "No wait, I messed it up" and repeat.
  
• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  
• Ask people what gender they are.
  
• While making a presentation, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  
• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
  
• Sing along at the opera.
  
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  
• Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
  
• Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

 

Where did you actually find this? some parts make no sence what so ever! ;) But most are f'in funny!

[FA430RGT]

Check this out! Funny as! Mind you very minor swearing..

[khevolution]

This is uncanny!

 

Are You More Male or Female????????

 

To find the Answer, look down.

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Not here, Stupid. Just look DOWN !!!

[The Queen]

Haha! Actually that was a pretty good one there ;)

[eleKtro]

Sorry [ Removed Video ].

[CarboyZR1]

I find this discriminating as I am Vietnamese and I notice a lot of discrimination to Asians in this world.

[khevolution]

I find this discriminating as I am Vietnamese and I notice a lot of discrimination to Asians in this world.

 

now im not gonna say that isn't funny, it is, but if you find something offensive then you best option would be to PM a Moderator or admin

http://forum.tdu-central.com/member.php?u=1 <- Diablo's Profile

 

http://forum.turboduck.net/member.php?u=9 <-Baldreds Profile

 

http://forum.turboduck.net/member.php?u=213<- S71NG3R's Profile

 

 

Right now thats my serious bit, heres a funny bit

 

Warning: Mild Swearing

[Pherelas]

Khevolution, brilliant, +rep if I can, sorry can't.

[Iced_Bullet]

Khevolution, brilliant, +rep if I can, sorry can't.

 

I second that :) Top Class! - +rep

[Pherelas]

Have just ended up watching an entire DVD thing on youtube when I need to do my homework, dam it.

[khevolution]

and now for some Peter Kay on shopping

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlL8Nc4muXM