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1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City


TimBud

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Liberty City is a pretty special place and you can learn alot form it (albeit stuff that's not so useful in real life).

Here's a few things i've learnt

 

1. Some playground furniture has gravity defying effects if you crash into it.

2. When falling a long way, if you catch a ledge and you'll always survive.

3. All cars oversteer

4. You need not removed any item of clothing to be serviced by a strumpet.

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6. Lampposts are made of celery whereas trees are made of concrete.

7. FlyUS provide a tour service round one of the runways.

8. Shooting people in court makes great ratings but not a very long show.

9. Bus stops are only for standing at not for actually catching a bus.

10. Taxi drivers will wreck their cars for less than $50.

 

btw keep it clean!!

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you mentioned number 11 already. it's your number 4. :p

Actually by you counting its number 5 but:

Just to clear things up and reduce attempts at humour

1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City

The "you've" is collective, not just reffering to one person. So i never made a mistake. As the first few posters got the idea pretty easy. Therefore we all learn from each others experiences and hence our 'knowledge count' goes up together.

 

 

14. No one in LC wears a seabelt

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30. You can pull somebody out of their car at red lights with a cop watching and walk away scotfree (as long as you dont get in the car).

31. It only takes 3 hours to fully rebuild and respray a car.

32. You gain the keys to a car that you hotwire, the next time you start the car.

33. Niko is the only person in LC to please the hookers, everyone else takes them for a long drive.

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