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Guest RB26DETT

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I got this over from ComputerForum. Thought I'd share it with you guys.

 

 

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

 

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some

problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

 

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

 

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

 

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

 

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

 

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

 

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

 

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only..

 

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

 

Regards,

 

Banta

 

 

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

 

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS

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Sensei

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It does a little, I doubt Bill Gates even read it. I doubt it was even sent, just typed out > printed > stained with a bit of coffee and posted on a website for the lulz value.

Guest RB26DETT

Guest RB26DETT

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numbers 5, 7, and 9 are my fave. :p

 

SENSEI! I KILL YOU!

Camel Grand Master

Camel

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You would know about that kind of thing wouldn't you mellors.

 

Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot you were the expert on being funny. I really am really sorry.

Nipper Veteran

Nipper

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Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot you were the expert on being funny. I really am really sorry.

 

You completely missed the meaning on that one. Nice one. :)

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