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+++Learnt a few interesting things

----sliced the end of my tongue open with a lolly, yes a lolly, it was sharp and now it won't stop bleeding and it hurts

Posted

++++++++ Mellors got pwnd by a lolly

++++ 3 more nights of sleep.

++++ 3.5 week holiday!

-- Back home for 2 days

++++ Week to Italy!

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  Mb said:
++++++++ Mellors got pwnd by a lolly

I know, i tried singing as well after when i was holding something on my tongue to stop it bleeding, but that was much to baldred's annoyance:D

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  Mortimer said:
++++ good day....

------ nearly got into a fight with the bully...

 

Best way to stop a bully dead in his tracks is to put him down on his back, he will soon realise not to mess :)

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  N1PPER said:
Best way to stop a bully dead in his tracks is to put him down on his back, he will soon realise not to mess :)

That is very true

 

---I bit my tongue this morning and it started hurting again

++It was raining when someone was out

++I was told that I could sing by someone, pity it was only one song which I have now forgotten

--I thought my legs were going to fall off later

---My tongue then got bit

+++there then was a nice pair

=I saw a stretch volvo limo thingy, it looked funny

--Don't know what is happening tonight

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  mellors said:
That is very true

 

---I bit my tongue this morning and it started hurting again

++It was raining when someone was out

++I was told that I could sing by someone, pity it was only one song which I have now forgotten

--I thought my legs were going to fall off later

---My tongue then got bit

+++there then was a nice pair

=I saw a stretch volvo limo thingy, it looked funny

--Don't know what is happening tonight

 

No comment on the bold ones haha :)

 

++++ had a short shift at work

+++ short shift tomorrow and Saturday.

+++ it's stopped raining

--- there were no calippo's left at asda

--- the road is flooded

--- the council are on strike, there's litter everywhere

+++ at least the bin was emptied

+-+- need to spend more money on a building.

--- i'm all lonely as han's asleep

 

That's all so far.

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  baldred said:
No comment on the bold ones haha :)

 

++++ had a short shift at work

+++ short shift tomorrow and Saturday.

+++ it's stopped raining

--- there were no calippo's left at asda

--- the road is flooded

--- the council are on strike, there's litter everywhere

+++ at least the bin was emptied

+-+- need to spend more money on a building.

--- i'm all lonely as han's asleep

 

That's all so far.

aww

 

--the council are on strike here too, must be a national thing

--I'm also lonely right now

+++++I have a freezer full of fab's (warning this product may stain)

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  "randomus_r said:
They tend to be funeral cars, they're not meant to look good :p

It wasn't a funeral car

 

----My mum is a complete ....

++Atleast my cat likes my tea

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++++ Drinking REAL tea made with leaves, not bags

++++++ Mum buys loads of Jammie Dodgers :p

++++++++++++++++ A girl I rather like has dumped her boyfriend

++++++ College broke up today

++ Have to read JS Mill's "On Liberty" over the summer

++++ Going to Scarborough next week to see the grandparents

--------- My EOS 400D doesn't detect infra red light, gonna have to buy some IR film

----------------- Still haven't got a job...

----- Gap year in Japan looking less likely as a result...

++++++++++ But have to remain positive, it's the only way anything ever happens :thumbsup:

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+++++++++++++++++ Can't really say it as it could get seen by the wrong people...

+ New theme on my phone rocks

------- Got a warning on a private torrent site....

+++++++++++++++++++++++ New found love for LFS and a certain new server released this morning :D:D:D

----- The rubbish leather on the G25 burns my hands... (Not burns, but its a weird feeling of discomfort)

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++I was having a great time then...

-----------------I was in just about the worlds most embarrassing situation

-Something is snoring

---I can't move and I really need the toilet

--I also need a drink but I can't move and can't reach the drink

+++It's all because I'm nice

+++++Gonna have a really nice and easy morning because I'm so kind:)

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+ GF was here today

- Broke my bed xD

- Didn't actually involve sexytime

+ bleached my hair

- Is now epically Ginger >.<

+ getting it down to blonde next week

- All this peroxide is bad for my wallet, and my lungs

- Minutely updates, no-one cares about '+ i breathed in, - I smelt my fart when doing so'

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  Lwsbrck said:
+ GF was here today

- Broke my bed xD

- Didn't actually involve sexytime

+ bleached my hair

- Is now epically Ginger >.<

+ getting it down to blonde next week

- All this peroxide is bad for my wallet, and my lungs

- Minutely updates, no-one cares about '+ i breathed in, - I smelt my fart when doing so'

 

I bet your bed breaking wasn't caused by sexytime and why the hell did you sniff your fart????

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  Lwsbrck said:
+ GF was here today

- Broke my bed xD

- Didn't actually involve sexytime

Awwww! I only break my bed with sexytime :lol:

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