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The FIA


Marc_CRX

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Let the comments commence :P

 

Got a Ferrari?

 

Not quite good enough at driving?

 

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

 

Then you need:

 

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)

 

 

This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

 

Anti overtaking assurance

Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party even if it embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

 

Exclusive access to a secret "second lane" in the pits

Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

 

Guaranteed world championship?

Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

 

A bit strapped? Need extra cash?

Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. We'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!

 

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?

At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a "blind eye" policy just for Ferrari drivers

 

Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?

It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in from of you

 

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With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities including the popular "kill your pit crew" game

 

Not sure when you might need us next?

Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

 

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Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

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You forgot this one:

 

Call 1-800-CRANE to re-join a race after stopping at gravel. You have the right, not that Toro Rosso and others cars.

You forgot he kept the engine running and did you forget that a certain M Schumacher had the same kind of marshall assistance back in 2003 at the same track?
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I think (read in forums, I mean ;) ) that after this action Kimi-Alonso Monza 2005, FIA disapproved overtaking in the next corner, after cut a chicane. With 33 laps remain, Kimi overtaked Alonso in main straight, but can't avoid first chicane. Alonso regains position, and in the second chicane, Kimi overtaked the Renault.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL96XQLytG4

 

It begins in 1:07.

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