The FIA

[Marc_CRX]

Let the comments commence :P

 

Got a Ferrari?

 

Not quite good enough at driving?

 

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

 

Then you need:

 

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)

 

 

This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

 

Anti overtaking assurance

Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party even if it embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

 

Exclusive access to a secret "second lane" in the pits

Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

 

Guaranteed world championship?

Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

 

A bit strapped? Need extra cash?

Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. We'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!

 

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?

At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a "blind eye" policy just for Ferrari drivers

 

Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?

It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in from of you

 

A bit bored? Want some extra action?

With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities including the popular "kill your pit crew" game

 

Not sure when you might need us next?

Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

 

Bonus offer!

 

* Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *

 

 

Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

[t.]

Lol I like. *Forwards to work colleges*

[MaDaSp7]

Superb, LOL. :lol:

 

I could think of other backronyms for FIA but can't post them here. :)

[hesonly5]

Lol I like. *Forwards to work colleges*

 

*ahem* colleagues. Colleges are the educational establishments you go to when you've finished school ;)

[t.]

Colleges being the educational establishment I clearly should have spent more time in!

[Iced_Bullet]

You forgot one! xD

 

 

A bit bored, feel like a coffee? Simply park on the inside of a tight corner, we'll dish you up a brew and allow you to block everyone's fastest qualification laps.

[Sensei]

WOO! Down with Ferrari Scum. Still not forgiven Schumacher for swerving into Villeneuve last race of 1997, the retard can't drive. Hated Schumacher and Ferrari ever since.

 

Nice find.

[macd79]

i love the

 

* Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *

 

bit

[Pherelas]

Haha classic and very true.

[Tundra]

You forgot this one:

 

 

Call 1-800-CRANE to re-join a race after stopping at gravel. You have the right, not that Toro Rosso and others cars.

[CarboyZR1]

@ Iced Bullet

 

Lol Schumacher was halarious lol.

[HavockJoker]

This is genius.

[Eudemon]

You forgot this one:

 

Call 1-800-CRANE to re-join a race after stopping at gravel. You have the right, not that Toro Rosso and others cars.

You forgot he kept the engine running and did you forget that a certain M Schumacher had the same kind of marshall assistance back in 2003 at the same track?

[Tundra]

This action, after that day, is illegal. In China, he tried.

FIA, as always, going one day late. First is the bad action, then FIA reaction.

[Car Freak]

Brilliant! +rep!

 

But you forgot another one:

 

Scared you'll run out of steam before the championship race is over?

No worries! Just whine a bit and we'll make your team-mate hand the race victory over to you!

 

(Austria, 2002)

[Tundra]

I think (read in forums, I mean ;) ) that after this action Kimi-Alonso Monza 2005, FIA disapproved overtaking in the next corner, after cut a chicane. With 33 laps remain, Kimi overtaked Alonso in main straight, but can't avoid first chicane. Alonso regains position, and in the second chicane, Kimi overtaked the Renault.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL96XQLytG4

 

It begins in 1:07.

[HavockJoker]

FIA needs to be indicted.

[AdamFraser]

And now a new Scalextric kit has just been released.

 

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[KoenigseggBG]

That`s cool. +rep and a big LOL :D

[Sponge]

Got a true one here, but i'm posting it as a link as there's swearing (NSFW!)

 

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5599/mosleymillionairedv6.jpg

[Car Freak]

I like that one a lot! +rep