RoTW (Rhyme of the Week)

[Ryzza5]

I couldn't use Lymeric oTW (we already have LOL oTW) or Poem oTW (we have Picture oTW) so I've had to go with RoTW

 

 

I was thinking about doing this a few days ago, basically put your rhyming skills to the test and make a funny lymerick based on the week's theme (could be a user here, a car, a news event, etc). The Chatbox spammers no doubt remember some of the ones I did there a few months ago :)

 

 

Theme: TDUCk

Style: Lymerick or Haiku

 

If you don't know how to write any of these, just ask Google for help. If you're completely stuck, you can all start off with the following line:

 

 

There once was a forum called TDUCk

[Last word in this sentence rhymes with duck]

[shoter sentence]

[short sentence rhymes with last syllable in the above short sentence]

[Longer sentence rhymes with duck]

 

 

Will add a poll same time next week. Please don't avoid participating if you've never done this sort-of thing before, we all want to have a good laugh whether your rhyme is good or not :p

 

I'll add one later

[Milli]

What is this thread about

I guess i still on doubt

How this works

I guess maybe i am understanding, using knifes and forks (Lol, sorry)

Lets see how this get's out.

 

 

Basically something like this? Lol

[Paladin Skylark]

How strict will you be? Amphibrachic can be hard to do lol

[Ryzza5]

It's just for fun and to get the creative juices flowing :)

 

 

There once was a forum called TDUCk

Whose existance was not based on luck

It's members were crazy

And the staff were lazy

But at least the site did not suck

 

 

:D

[Milli]

Oh, i see...

 

I know a forum called TDUCk

When i first saw i thought what the quack (:lol:)

Then it became okay

And now i visit it everyday

For the ones who unknows this place, i wish peace and luck!

 

Edit:

[Ryzza5]

Nice, even if it doesn't rhyme (anymore) :rolleyes:

 

[Milli]

It still does... lol Imo.

[Paladin Skylark]

TDUCk is what cannot be described,

Around here the Mods are bribed,

Ponies spring around,

Fanboys full of sound,

Oh look at this thread, I just subscribed.

[Milli]

Here i am trying my third entry

Because so far last two were empty

This are the rules here on TDUCk

i had read them, maybe i will get luck

I hope this one works, because i am about to lose my sanity!

[Andreas¹]

Around here the Mods are bribed,

You can't prove anything :para:

[Mb]

Tduck

tduck

tduck

tduck

 

:d

[Ryzza5]

Does someone want to pick a new theme for this? Everyone's was awesome.

[Ryzza5]

Since Clarence has admitted he likes reading poems about himself, I thought I'd bump this and make the next theme: Clarence :D

[Paladin Skylark]

T_____T

[Ryzza5]

:confused:

[Fear Deer]

There was once a toad named clarence

Since they scare me, i get creeped by his presence

Actually...joke! I was just trolling

Or maybe i have been smoking

All i know is...hes called the stig'ence

[Ryzza5]

There once was a guy called Clarence

Who when "chatting" with Milli wouldn't show forbearance

Banning them never worked

And only made them more irked

But we still value their presence

[Fear Deer]

^^ Singing that poem with harry potter's music rythm sounds epic xD

[Ryzza5]

I have no idea what you're on about, nor do I want to know.

[Camel]

I have no idea what you're on about, nor do I want to know.

 

Does anybody ever know what he's going on about? :p

[Paladin Skylark]

At least patch referred to the fact that I'm a brilliant driver.

[Fear Deer]

Does anybody ever know what he's going on about? :p

:( meanie

[Camel]

:( meanie

 

What on earth are you going on about now?

[Fear Deer]

Good question :hmmm:

[The Compensator]

Good question :hmmm:

 

And where's good answer? :mhmm: